Top 10 reasons Clinton/Obama ticket would never work

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10. Obama has trouble giving speeches with knives in his back.

9. Combined slogan would be “Change we can believe in because it’s change, did I mention change?”

8. Bill would keep asking why Obama Girl’s not on White House staff.

7. Would mean endless radio play of smarmy Paul McCartney/Stevie Wonder ditty “Ebony and Ivory.”

6. At Cleveland debate, Hillary only offered Obama “pillow” when he actually wanted La-Z-Boy recliner.

5. Oprah says there’s only room for one woman with a single name.

4. Americans can’t decide which middle name they find more objectionable - Hussein or Rodham.

3. His good looks, her brains - together they make Mitt Romney.

2. Media can’t decide who to suck up to more

1. One word: Obamary

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1. 3. His good looks, her brains - together they make Mitt Romney.