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Ichingcarpenter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-08-08 01:36 PM
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Top 10 reasons Clinton/Obama ticket would never work
10. Obama has trouble giving speeches with knives in his back.

9. Combined slogan would be Change we can believe in because its change, did I mention change?

8. Bill would keep asking why Obama Girls not on White House staff.

7. Would mean endless radio play of smarmy Paul McCartney/Stevie Wonder ditty Ebony and Ivory.

6. At Cleveland debate, Hillary only offered Obama pillow when he actually wanted La-Z-Boy recliner.

5. Oprah says theres only room for one woman with a single name.

4. Americans cant decide which middle name they find more objectionable - Hussein or Rodham.

3. His good looks, her brains - together they make Mitt Romney.

2. Media cant decide who to suck up to more

1. One word: Obamary

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RC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-08-08 02:14 PM
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1. 3. His good looks, her brains - together they make Mitt Romney.
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