I will be suing Hillary Rodham Clinton now since she will be the one

[Blue_Roses]

responsible for making me choke on the ton of crow I will have to eat at my next family get together Easter Sunday. And, while I'm there, my rwing brother-in-laws, who have warned me of HRC's abrasiveness and "strength" to win at all costs, will smile as I try to choke down the crow without any water. They'll hold that back to make sure the suffering is a lesson learned.

See, it all started when I defended my vote for Bill. I had to listen to how NAFTA sucked, while I said it would be great for the country--only because Bill said it would be. I watched as Bill smiled and played his sax. Hell, I loved Bill even more, cause I played the sax too. Talk about a crush. Monica had nothing on my crush--except maybe a closer proximity and a cute blue dress. Damm, and I chose red. But who the hell was I to question what turned a better conversation piece?

Cigars anyone?






only for the obvious...the rest is the truth

[PetraPooh]

1. So sorry for your uncomfortable original choice. Good luck with better ones soon.

[Uben]

2. I'd rather eat crow......

...than a plate full of republican poop! The right wingers will be eating poop after this election. Just have the salt and pepper ready for them! Oh, and make sure you laugh in their damned face and hold up a picture of George Bush when you do!

[cali]

3. No they won't. The protracted and incendiary dem contest will

give us President McCain.

[Catherina]

4. I ate that crow years ago

when I swore up and down a wall that the Monica was a vicious, ugly lie.

It's not as painful as you think, not if they love you. The worse pain is the one inside from falling for it.

[Blue_Roses]

5. It's the crow that

defended Hillary. That makes it the more difficult to swallow. What a disappointment.

[Justitia]

6. I hear ya, I have it coming from a few in my family too this weekend.

They were right about her and I was wrong.

Just like when I said Bill was telling the truth and impeachment would go nowhere.

I ALSO stupidly said that Hillary wouldn't run.

I think I'm looking at an entire flock.

Gulp!

[midnight]

7. Nafta was passed by a Republican Congress......

Bill Clinton helped many people achieve goals of financial strength that was withheld from them by twelve years of Republican greed. You might want to rethink that whole idea.