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Thurston Howell III Donating Member (576 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-07-08 11:35 PM
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My candidate is perfect and yours is a God damn asshole!
Jesus! What kind of shithead is your fucking candidate?!?! Huh? Yours is a turd from the God damn toilet! So there assholes!
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ruiner4u Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-07-08 11:38 PM
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1. well that sums up most of the threads on here...
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Thurston Howell III Donating Member (576 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-07-08 11:39 PM
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2. Well Jesus Christ! Yours is a asshole too!
Edited on Fri Mar-07-08 11:40 PM by Thurston Howell III
Thanks for the Rec BTW.
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man4allcats Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-07-08 11:41 PM
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3. Oh I like it, Mr. Howell. I like it!
I can't wait to tell the Skipper!

B-)

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buff2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-07-08 11:45 PM
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9. GILLIGAN!!!!!!
I got my obama stuck in my zipper!!!!!!
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man4allcats Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-08-08 12:28 AM
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16. "Don't worry, Skipper! I'll go get the Professor!"
"No, you idiot! Go get Ginger!"

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MaryCeleste Donating Member (898 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-07-08 11:41 PM
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4. Indeed
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Thurston Howell III Donating Member (576 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-08-08 12:27 AM
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15. Then say fuck yes!!
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LisaL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-07-08 11:41 PM
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5. Totally.
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stellanoir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-07-08 11:42 PM
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6. "Kumbaya"
my lord "Kumbaya"
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Thurston Howell III Donating Member (576 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-07-08 11:45 PM
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10. Fuck that shit!
:rofl:
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stellanoir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-07-08 11:47 PM
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11. Yeah it would truly suck for us to all get along slightly better.
/sarcasm
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Thurston Howell III Donating Member (576 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-07-08 11:48 PM
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12. It would suck donkey balls!
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Hawkeye-X Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-07-08 11:42 PM
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7. I know Willam Pitt, and you sir...
are NO William Pitt!

(so I don't know him RL, but I will buy him a brewski if he shows up in Denver)

Hawkeye-X
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Thurston Howell III Donating Member (576 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-07-08 11:44 PM
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8. I got more fucking poetry in my dick than he's got in his whole body!
Edited on Fri Mar-07-08 11:46 PM by Thurston Howell III
{I hope Will knows I'm kidding.}
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quakerboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-07-08 11:49 PM
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13. I know. Seriously.
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Thurston Howell III Donating Member (576 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-07-08 11:50 PM
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14. Well hell! You don't have shit for brains.
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provis99 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-08-08 12:55 AM
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17. If only we all could be this eloquent!
I've rarely risen past the level of "your candidate smells like poopy", myself.
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Thurston Howell III Donating Member (576 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-08-08 01:13 AM
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18. Feel free to use this.
Edited on Sat Mar-08-08 01:14 AM by Thurston Howell III
Your candidate's "a turd sucking shithead if I fucking ever seen one! Dipshit!" How's that?
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Thurston Howell III Donating Member (576 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-08-08 11:33 AM
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19. Hey dickheads! Thanks for the god damn recs! Your candidates are
still fucking cocksuckers!
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Bake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-08-08 11:40 AM
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20. Holy sh*t you're right!
Your candidate is a total absolute asshat. I can't believe your candidate ever got elected to the Senate!!

Bake
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theredpen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-08-08 11:41 AM
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21. K&R -- I *hate* my fucking candidate
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Thurston Howell III Donating Member (576 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-08-08 11:44 AM
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22. At least you God damn got some fucking sense!
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theredpen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-08-08 12:00 PM
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27. Fuck you
I don't need your approval or your conditional love!
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Dinger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-08-08 11:49 AM
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23. Kickin' & Rec'n Like A Sonofabeyotch!
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Thurston Howell III Donating Member (576 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-08-08 11:49 AM
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24. Thanks asshole!
:pals:
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Dinger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-08-08 11:56 AM
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26. Awww, Thanks
Edited on Sat Mar-08-08 11:56 AM by Dinger
:toast:
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-08-08 11:53 AM
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25. You can just call me "luvvy."
:loveya:
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-08-08 12:01 PM
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28. turds, assholes and toilets
that's all your damned candidate is good for

mine is an angel from heaven who never even shits.
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Thurston Howell III Donating Member (576 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-08-08 12:07 PM
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30. In your fucking fantasies shithead!
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-08-08 12:12 PM
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31. yeah?
well YOUR candidate took money from a guy who once shat on the sidewalk!!!!

SHAT!

ON THE SIDEWALK!!!!!!

And was arrested for it, too.









No, wait. Check that. He *spat* on the sidewalk. Never mind.
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theredpen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-08-08 12:07 PM
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29. You know what fucking sucks about DU these days?
Every fucking thing.

Except me.

And my candidate.

How come I can't recommend this thread twice? What kind of fucked up shit is that?

And why are you reading this fucking post? Mind your own fucking business, dipshit.
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-08-08 12:19 PM
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32. There's your eighth rec, friend.
You wear the Greatest thing well.

:kick:
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Thurston Howell III Donating Member (576 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-08-08 12:22 PM
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33. Thanks Heidi!
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Dinger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-08-08 12:28 PM
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34. Kickin' Again, Wish I Could Rec Again
:)
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Dinger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-08-08 12:28 PM
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35. Kickin' Again, Wish I Could Rec Again
:)
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-08-08 04:25 PM
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36. Dupe.
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