My candidate is perfect and yours is a God damn asshole!

[Thurston Howell III]

Jesus! What kind of shithead is your fucking candidate?!?! Huh? Yours is a turd from the God damn toilet! So there assholes!

[ruiner4u]

1. well that sums up most of the threads on here...

[Thurston Howell III]

2. Well Jesus Christ! Yours is a asshole too!

Thanks for the Rec BTW.

[man4allcats]

3. Oh I like it, Mr. Howell. I like it!

I can't wait to tell the Skipper!

[buff2]

9. GILLIGAN!!!!!!

I got my obama stuck in my zipper!!!!!!

[man4allcats]

16. "Don't worry, Skipper! I'll go get the Professor!"

"No, you idiot! Go get Ginger!"

[MaryCeleste]

4. Indeed

[Thurston Howell III]

15. Then say fuck yes!!

[LisaL]

5. Totally.

[stellanoir]

6. "Kumbaya"

my lord "Kumbaya"

[Thurston Howell III]

10. Fuck that shit!

[stellanoir]

11. Yeah it would truly suck for us to all get along slightly better.

/sarcasm

[Thurston Howell III]

12. It would suck donkey balls!

[Hawkeye-X]

7. I know Willam Pitt, and you sir...

are NO William Pitt!

(so I don't know him RL, but I will buy him a brewski if he shows up in Denver)

Hawkeye-X

[Thurston Howell III]

8. I got more fucking poetry in my dick than he's got in his whole body!

{I hope Will knows I'm kidding.}

[quakerboy]

13. I know. Seriously.

[Thurston Howell III]

14. Well hell! You don't have shit for brains.

[provis99]

17. If only we all could be this eloquent!

I've rarely risen past the level of "your candidate smells like poopy", myself.

[Thurston Howell III]

18. Feel free to use this.

Your candidate's "a turd sucking shithead if I fucking ever seen one! Dipshit!" How's that?

[Thurston Howell III]

19. Hey dickheads! Thanks for the god damn recs! Your candidates are

still fucking cocksuckers!

[Bake]

20. Holy sh*t you're right!

Your candidate is a total absolute asshat. I can't believe your candidate ever got elected to the Senate!!

Bake

[theredpen]

21. K&R -- I *hate* my fucking candidate

[Thurston Howell III]

22. At least you God damn got some fucking sense!

[theredpen]

27. Fuck you

I don't need your approval or your conditional love!

[Dinger]

23. Kickin' & Rec'n Like A Sonofabeyotch!

[Thurston Howell III]

24. Thanks asshole!

[Dinger]

26. Awww, Thanks

[Heidi]

25. You can just call me "luvvy."

[leftofthedial]

28. turds, assholes and toilets

that's all your damned candidate is good for

mine is an angel from heaven who never even shits.

[Thurston Howell III]

30. In your fucking fantasies shithead!

[leftofthedial]

31. yeah?

well YOUR candidate took money from a guy who once shat on the sidewalk!!!!

SHAT!

ON THE SIDEWALK!!!!!!

And was arrested for it, too.









No, wait. Check that. He *spat* on the sidewalk. Never mind.

[theredpen]

29. You know what fucking sucks about DU these days?

Every fucking thing.

Except me.

And my candidate.

How come I can't recommend this thread twice? What kind of fucked up shit is that?

And why are you reading this fucking post? Mind your own fucking business, dipshit.

[Heidi]

32. There's your eighth rec, friend.

You wear the Greatest thing well.

[Thurston Howell III]

33. Thanks Heidi!

[Dinger]

34. Kickin' Again, Wish I Could Rec Again

[Dinger]

35. Kickin' Again, Wish I Could Rec Again

[Dr. Strange]

36. Dupe.

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