It's 3 A.M. and some country calls the SUPER CRISIS red phone

[sniffa]

but the phone is on silent. President Bush is not to be awakened under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES (and that includes his VP shooting someone in the face) before he gets up for his 7 A.M. bike ride.

[Lint Head]

1. Think about it. If someone is going to call the White House phone

or even has access to it,d o you think they are going to warn the prez that we are about to be attacked. Fat chance. The Red phone was set up as communication with the Russians just in case they accidentally launched a nuclear strike on us or to quell any tensions to prevent that scenario. :dem:

[high density]

2. I wonder if he has condoms with the presidential seal on them

What a turd.

[usregimechange]

3. Message from lurking freeps: Vote Dem or die

[monmouth]

4. Thought I read the Pentagon picks up those calls first. Gawd, I hope so..n/t

[Rick Myers]

5. Thank you for calling the White House, we are closed right now...

...Please call back during normal hours, from 1am until 11:30am, Monday thru Thursday... If you'd like to leave a message, please wait for the beep...

[islandmkl]

6. dude looks like a regular guy you could have a beer with...

who just happens to have stolen as much loose Treasury as America has to offer, sent the country into a debt that won't be taken care of for who knows how long, sent jobs overseas that affect the lowest income Americans, is raping the economy with his petropals, and....

attempts to scare the living shit out of a whole country already under so much stress from his actions that people are afraid that everything America stands for will disappear in ONE, ONE POSSIBLE F***ING TERRORIST ACT....

yeah...just a regular guy...

[Coexist]

7. he, he... cuz Segway's just suck.

[sniffa]

8. Segways leave bruises - they're terroristic