Is Barack Obama an Oompa Loompa?

[QC]

No sooner had I logged on to DU this morning than I learned that Barack Obama is actually orange, as in the first photo below:



Does this mean that the story about the Kenyan father is actually a cover story for his Oompa Loompa parentage? Or, could it be that there is a color balance issue with the photo in question?

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

1. not as far as we know.

[asthmaticeog]

2. For this you pissed away one of your three threads.

Genius. :eyes:

[Stuckinthebush]

6. Lighten up, Frances

Some levity in GD: P is needed.

[LostinVA]

8. .

:thumbsup:

[asthmaticeog]

9. It would be levity if it were funny.

But it's just really really lame.

[JVS]

17. Making fun of people's skin color isn't funny?

What planet are you from?

[QC]

19. How about making fun of people's galloping paranoia?

Is that funny?

[Stuckinthebush]

18. Lamitity aside

it is still levity (and yes, lamitity is not a real word).

[npincus]

13. LOL

but threads may be over-rated on this board... the venom-to-substance ration here is out of whack. In fact, I find myself succumbing to it!

[Cheap_Trick]

24. and this hurts you how?

Looks like it's his 3 threads to "piss away".

[asthmaticeog]

26. Oh, I don't feel hurt.

Does it hurt YOU that I express my disdain for an O.P. that I think is stupid?

[Cheap_Trick]

28. ooooh what a pithy retort

genius:eyes:

[asthmaticeog]

29. Wasn't really trying to be pithy.

You felt compelled to comment about how I felt compelled to comment, and yet you imagine you're any different?

[Independent-Voter]

3. Nah - but HRC is doing a good job of being Veruca Salt

What a petulant woman she is.

[Kittycat]

10. Veruca - Flick - Clinton

[Sir Jeffrey]

4. This is how you get an orange glow...

http://www.salonweb.com/spray_tan/

[MonkeyFunk]

5. I think he might be...

[LeftCoast]

11. Funny...but so, so wrong! LOL

:spank:

[QC]

16. LOL! n/t

[BootinUp]

22. rofl, you are going to get me

in trouble at work, LOL>

[lisa58]

7. Well, I want an Oompa Loompa....

....and I want an Oompa Loompa NOW!

[Apollo11]

12. There is no basis for believing that Barack Obama is an Oompa Loompa - as far as I know.

Let's hope the Obama people never find any photos of Hillary looking her age ...

[EmperorHasNoClothes]

14. The green hair is a complete giveaway

I don't know why I never noticed it before :rofl:

[elixir]

15. Yep, that's exactly what he is. You big, fat, racist pig...shame on your Oompa hating heart.

:sarcasm:

[karynnj]

20. OMG - a repeat of 2004 - where the Republicans claimed Kerry's face was orange before the first

debate. People who had seen him shortly before in Wisconsin where he prepared for the debate commented on teh Kerry blog that his complexion was the same color it always was - and he looked completely normal in the first debate - the same could not be said for his opponent who was definately strange.

[ElsewheresDaughter]

21. ROFL

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Maddy McCall]

23. The accusations in that other thread are baseless.

And they call us desperate.

[QC]

27. Not since the Haitian man-tits have I seen something so nutty here. n/t

[RememberWellstone]

25. LOL!

I guess it's apples and oranges in this campaign.