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JimGinPA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-23-08 12:48 AM
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Funniest Line Of The Night...
On 'Real Time' Bill Maher said of Obama running against McCain - "YouTube vs Feeding Tube".


:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
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Cha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-23-08 12:50 AM
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1. Oh dear..they asked
for it!
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EffieBlack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-23-08 12:50 AM
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2. I thought that was the funniest line until I heard his last line
Paraphrasing -

"Fidel Castro is stepping down and his brother will take over as president. I can't wait until {photo of Obama} a brother becomes President of the United States}
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Qutzupalotl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-23-08 01:19 AM
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6. And that got a huge ovation
(and not just because it was the end of the show).
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texas_indy Donating Member (432 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-23-08 01:08 AM
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3. It will be such a stark contrast in the debates between Obama and McDud.
Obama will be representing the future of American and McDud will represent the past.
In what better way could we show the differences and possibilities offered by each candidate?

Yes, McDud is an Honorable veteran of Nam and deserves recognition of that. But, that does
not mean he can run the country, and Nam is now almost 40 years ago. Time to move on and face the
future, and let the next generation take charge. There is no way a 70 year old can handle the
running of a country. After all, Ray-gun proved that during his time.

I know some will still pick McDud, but I believe that most will pick Obama.

GOBAMA!!
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FrenchieCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-23-08 06:45 AM
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13. Hell....most of America is ready to get beyond Vietnam........
That's been part of the problem with our politics.
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rambler_american Donating Member (565 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-23-08 08:14 AM
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14. Age is not the issue
Obama is clearly the better choice, but age has nothing to do with it. And our experience with Ronnie does not justify ageism. An elder statesman can be an asset viz:Winston Churchill who was PM into his eighties

Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill, KG, OM, CH, TD, FRS, PC (Can) (30 November 1874 – 24 January 1965) was a British politician known chiefly for his leadership of Great Britain during World War II. He served as Prime Minister of the United Kingdom from 1940 to 1945 and again from 1951 to 1955.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winston_Churchill

Don't denigrate us old farts.
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grantcart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-23-08 01:16 AM
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4. I don't get HBO so I had to wait a while to hear the joke
from last week that McCain is running on the "Hey you kids, get off my lawn ticket". When I read that I started a 4 hour laughing fit and my Thai family all thought I had gone crazy trying to wonder what could be so funny. I could not explain it to them.
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jillan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-23-08 01:19 AM
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5. omg - that was soooooo funny!!!
I was rolling on the floor.
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mtnsnake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-23-08 01:23 AM
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7. It would've been even funnier if Maher didn't look almost as old as McCain does
That is a funny line though, lol. :thumbsup:
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fortyfeetunder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-23-08 01:27 AM
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8. I laughed so hard I got the hiccups! n/t
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mtnsnake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-23-08 01:33 AM
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9. Drink water from the reverse side of the glass
It works ever time but you gotta be able to bend over when you do it, kind of, so don't pull a back muscle in the process :smoke:
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Window Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-23-08 04:53 AM
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10. ROTFLMAO!
Good one.




Peace:thumbsup:
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Usrename Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-23-08 05:54 AM
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11. It's a series of tubes!
:rofl:
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Perry Logan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-23-08 06:42 AM
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12. How about "Old Fart vs. Upstart"?
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