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babsbunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-11-08 06:48 PM
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WA GOP Chair, Esser the Suppressor: 'To win the election, we have to keep as many of these loudmouth
leftists and shiftless deadbeats away from the polls as possible'

http://www.bradblog.com/?p=5681

The Man Who Stopped Counting GOP Caucus Votes...in His Earlier Days...
Huckabee Today: 'This is Not What We do in American Elections...That's How They Used to Conduct it in the old Soviet Union'
Wow. An amazing find by HorsesAss. Here's Washington state GOP Party chairman Luke Esser --- he who unilaterally stopped counted votes from Saturday's Republican Caucus at 87%, once McCain finally took the lead from Huckabee by just 250 votes --- from his earlier days as an aspiring vote-suppressor...

Like any sport worth its salt, in politics you have adversaries, opponents, enemies. Our enemies are loudmouth leftists and shiftless deadbeats. To win the election, we have to keep as many of these people away from the polls as possible.

Now your average leftist loudmouth is a committed individual and can almost never be persuaded to ignore his constitutional rights. The deadbeats, however, are a different matter entirely. Years of interminable welfare checks and free government services have made these modern-day sloths even more lazy. They will vote on election day, if it isn’t much of a bother. But even the slightest inconvenience can keep them from the polling place.

Many of the most successful anti-deadbeat voter techniques (poll taxes, sound beatings, etc.) that conservatives have used in the past have been outlawed by busybody judges.

The only means of persuasion left available to us are Acts of God, who we know is exclusively on our side. I’m talking about seriously inclement weather. I want Biblical floods and pestilence. I will settle for rain, sweet rain. The deadbeats won’t even go out in the rain for their welfare checks (they send one of their social workers to pick it up). There’s no way they’ll vote if it’s raining.

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AX10 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-11-08 06:55 PM
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gateley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-11-08 06:56 PM
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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-11-08 07:28 PM
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3. I gave up on "Acts of God" when George W. Bush swore on the "bible" that he would uphold and defend
the Constitution ... and lightning didn't strike him dead on the spot ... unless it was a copy of Moby Dick he swore on ... (shades of fried green tomatoes ...)
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