I'm sorry, but America is NOT ready for a colored President

[no name no slogan]

I'm sorry, but America IS NOT READY for an artificially orange-colored President. Sorry, Mitt.

[Maven]

1. Oh dear.

:popcorn:

[xultar]

2. The Oompa loompas...are calling you racist. Care to respond?

[no name no slogan]

10. Oompa Loompas don't vote. They can kiss my green ass.

:)

[xultar]

51. disenfranchising oompa loompas, sad sad sad

[newmajority]

57. They'll just write in Willy Wonka anyway.

FUCK WONKA!

[Hoof Hearted]

63. Wonka enslaves the Candybots!

Shame!

[Blue-Jay]

3. heh heh heh!

[polichick]

4. He looks like a posed action figure! nt

[no name no slogan]

22. duh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh MITTMAN!

Faster than a speeding taxcut, strong enough to turn a government agency into a Fortune 500 Company!

[polichick]

26. LOL - exactly! nt

[Unbowed]

36. That's because he IS a posed action figure. n/t

[asdjrocky]

5. Damn you to hell you bastard. (all three)

[LibraLiz1973]

8. What does ALL THREE mean

[asdjrocky]

It's Lee Mercer, my favorite crazy guy running for President.

It's a long story. Go here for a good laugh-
http://www.mercerforpresident2008.com/home.html

I now believe he's our countries only hope. (all three) And he does have a hot wire...

No Name No Slogan, you wanna take it from here?

[LibraLiz1973]

39. OH...MY...GOD!!

:rofl:

Who the fuck found him??? This is comedy gold!!

Is that guy for real? (meaning, does he believe all that shit?)

[asdjrocky]

49. Not sure,

But I believe we can blame no name no slogan for this. I hate him with every fiber of my being. It totally eclipsed my candidate.



The more cowbell candidate.

[no name no slogan]

70. Sadly, I can't take credit for it (it's a bi_baby and sniffa find)

(all three)

[Bake]

74. You obviously haven't visited the Lounge lately

There's a substantial contingent of Mercernaries there. (all three)

:rofl:

Bake

[no name no slogan]

20. It's a Mercer-ism

from his site:
http://www.mercerforpresident2008.com/c14f7f9dd9bbed555232a5cb8defd6f7.html

Reasons For Mercer's Presidential Candidacy

1. The United States Federal Congress has encouraged me to want to become President of the United States so that I can do what the President of the United States of America is supposed to do and complete the federal and military government biography and autobiography in development in Eye Spy Community-Military Intelligence (All Three) Business and Commerce Intelligence Education across the board National and International.

[asdjrocky]

30. Man, you are the best medicine tonight!

Everyone should bow to you. Humor is the elixir of life.

[no name no slogan]

42. When life gives you lemons, go kick it in the crotch

or something like that :crazy:

I'm still bummed about JE dropping out though. He was just here in St Paul LAST NIGHT!!! I will probably still caucus for him next Tuesday though. :D

[grantcart]

43. so whats the problem with that?

[Nailzberg]

45. nevermind I see it's about Lee Mercer

I though it may have been making fun of Mormon afterlife.

[Coexist]

6. what's with all the orangism on this site tonight?

I am so disgusted.

Mittens is precious.

[no name no slogan]

31. I think he's cuddly. In the same way a porcupine is cuddly.

:)

[asthmaticeog]

7. Your prejudice against Oompa-Loompa-Americans has always been obvious.

But that's to be expected from a card-carrying Augustus Gloop supporter. :eyes:

[no name no slogan]

16. I've long been a victim of Orange-on-Green violence

Now, I'm fighting back

[asthmaticeog]

18. I apologize, I had no idea you were a Leprechaun.

[no name no slogan]

27. Apology accepted. But you're still not getting me Lucky Charms (nt)

[BuelahWitch]

62. Mittens is NOT Oompah Loompah!

He is too damn tall, for one thing, and never worked hard a day in his life for another. He's just a Loomposter in my book! :mad:

[Clintonite]

9. WOW!

[LibraLiz1973]

11. This is as good as the Rick Roll!! YOU GOT ME!!!

[no name no slogan]

17. Just feel like poking the bear

It's too damn cold outside to pee in the wind tonight

[asdjrocky]

34. OMG, I just noticed. Lieberman?

[no name no slogan]

37. Yeah, Joe's the only Republican I could think of

who is more offensive than Reagan or Nixon. I was going to do Herbert Hoover, but the only people who'd get it would all be over 90-- not really DU's demographic.

[asdjrocky]

41. Don't you go talkin' bout Hoover.

[no name no slogan]

44. "prosperity is just around the corner!"

God, why does that sound WAY too familiar? Ah well, at least the Fed ain't worried. Dropping the overnight rate by A FULL PERCENTAGE POINT in the space of nine days. They OBVIOUSLY don't have a serious case of the jitters! :sarcasm:

[asdjrocky]

52. They called cardboard shakes Hoover Houses.

[UALRBSofL]

12. I'm concerned

BLINK ! !

[TheDebbieDee]

13. Lol ! Cute.........

[BuelahWitch]

14. Mitt boy looks like a robot in that pic...

:scared:

[Radical Activist]

15. I can't believe people are still wearing orange-face in this day and age.

[avaistheone1]

19. Orange people unite &

find a more authentic leader.

:puke:

[sellitman]

21. Sorry.... Not funny.

I am not amused. To make light of a Cancer on humanity isn't good. That's what the other side does.

[no name no slogan]

23. That aint' cancer. That's "tan in a can"

and it's as vain as botox

[CyberPieHole]

24. LOL...that is a great pic of Mittens with his day-glo orange tan on.

:rofl:

[no name no slogan]

53. Whatever he paid for it, he paid way too much

:)

[CyberPieHole]

65. Does anyone really believe they are fooling people with those spray on tans?

I suppose he wants to appear hip and widit?:shrug:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

25. Wow, he's like Human Tang.

[no name no slogan]

55. Why not? His platform is clearly from outer space

:D

[Starbucks Anarchist]

58. He's got The Right Fluff.

;)

[no name no slogan]

59. you owe me a new keyboard

:spray:

[soleft]

28. Malibu Ken

[Pooka Fey]

73. Ding-ding-ding! n/t

[newmajority]

29. Damn!

I wonder if they all look like that, back home on Kolob?

[lumberjack_jeff]

32. I guess the road-crew vest wasn't color safe. n/t

[no name no slogan]

54. Standing out in that hot, Massachusetts winter sun

must be a giant hole in their ozone layer, too

[Liberal Veteran]

33. Oompa, loompa, doompity do. I have another puzzle you. What do get if you vote for the Mitt?

A coiffed head of hair above a piece of rank shit.

Oompa, loompa, doompity dee

nobody wise would vote this flea.

You should stay and play on DU

Like the oompa loompa doopity do!

[maddezmom]

35. not to mention these 2 guys

[no name no slogan]

46. All together, they're See No Evil, Hear No Evil, and Evil

:evilgrin:

[Fire Walk With Me]

78. Holy crap, Guilianni's head is huge!

Attack of the 50-foot candidate? Or at least the 9'11" candidate?

[ecstatic]

38. I wonder if his makeup artist got carried away with bronze /tanning spray

And you know you are so wrong for that headline!

[no name no slogan]

48. Yeah, I requested an aisle seat and the vegetarian meal for the train to hell

And Mitt needs to fire his make-up guy, fast!

[crispini]

40. Psyche!

:applause:

[no name no slogan]

47. After four years,...

I'm finally starting to get the hand of this place ;)

[TheDonkey]

50. That spary-tan probably cost $5,000

so have a little respect.

[no name no slogan]

64. Yeah, he probably paid $5001 too much for it

[Historic NY]

56. Mittens action figure, its plastic like him with an orange tint.....

come complete with magic underwear and a years supply of Brylcreem.

[no name no slogan]

61. but unlike Mitt, plastic has a charming personality

[Hoof Hearted]

60. Romney must see TV - - - ->

[Hoof Hearted]

68. I was hoping someone could caption this.

[CoffeeCat]

66. Who said anything about...

Lyle Waggoner being president?

[CreekDog]

67. You should show a picture of the real Mitt Romney

[K8-EEE]

69. I'm not ready for his hair either

Wassup with the Brillcream thing. Seriously, does he really have to kiss Reagan's ass to that extent?

[SammyWinstonJack]

71. Creepy looking.

:scared: :hide:

[AlCzervik]

72. I saw Romney sans makeup on the teevee, i'm almost positive he has Rosacea.

he was devoid of complimentary lighting and a make up person so you could really get a good luck at him.

[no name no slogan]

77. That wouldn't surprise me, truthfully

That's probably why they put the make-up on him with a trowel.

[racaulk]

75. And I was ready to flame the hell out of you for that subject line!!!

Nicely played! :rofl:

K&R

[NoGOPZone]

76. Jeez, I've seen embalmed corpses more normal looking than him.

[Ekirh]

79. . . . .