Ok things have gotten out of hand...

[mckeown1128]

When a thread has the phrase...


This version CORRECTS the sequence of handshake.

[Kutjara]

1. They'll be releasing a Zapruder movie of the incident soon. n/t

[NanceGreggs]

4. I'm with ya!

There is a distinct possibility that there was more than one handshaker on the grassy knoll - and I think a full investigation should be launched.

[Kutjara]

5. That's a compelling theory, but...

...we won't know for sure until we get the frame-by-frame analysis and a CGI rendering of the positioning of the relevant parties and the trajectories of their hands.

The big question, of course, is "was there a fifth hand?"

[NanceGreggs]

6. But I understand there was a man in the background ...

... with an open umbrella. I think this may be key. Why an open umbrella on a night without rain? Was it a signal? Did it mean, "DON'T shake THAT hand?"

We may never know ...

[Kutjara]

8. You're definitely onto something.

I wonder if the "umbrella man" was under instructions to throw his umbrella between Clinton and Obama if it appeared a handshake would take place.

Dark forces are at work. I can feel it in my waters.

[NanceGreggs]

11. You know ...

... if we could come up with a list of coincidences between JFK and Lincoln, we'd have solid evidence that there's a handshake conspiracy underfoot here ...

[Kutjara]

13. Yessss. That would be proof positive.

I've been trying to list coincidences between Clinton and Obama, but got stuck after "they both have an 'o' in their names." Not all that compelling, really.

[NanceGreggs]

15. They are BOTH Democrats ...

... running for the presidency IN THE SAME YEAR, for the SAME PARTY.

Starting to see the oh-so-obvious connections now ...

[Kutjara]

16. Oh yeah, I forgot about that stuff.

It's easy to forget they're supposed to be on the same side.

They're also Americans. Or so the MSM want us to believe...

[EmperorHasNoClothes]

2. You know what is really out of hand?

That's a direct quote from an AP story.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080129/ap_on_el_pr/state_of_union_clinton_obama

The world has gone insane! :rofl:

[AX10]

3. Becuase it makes you guy look bad.

You don't like it.
2/5: the BIG day!

[KittyWampus]

9. Actually, this is so stupid, it makes YOU look bad for whipping it into the ground

[KitchenWitch]

7. Oh we have gone so far over that river of gotten out of hand weeks ago

[Atman]

10. The GD:P forum was probably a mistake.

Might as well just post "He sucks!" and "She sucks!" and be done with it. It would free up space on the tubes. No one is posting anything meaningful at all, and even if someone does it's quickly bumped off the page by bullshit like the handshake threads. What's the point?

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[Dr Fate]

12. LOL. He said "hand."

n/t

[rodeodance]

14. thought you left:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x4260864