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Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-06-08 10:43 PM
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BREAKING: Clinton Aide Accuses Obama of Fathering Two Black Girls (Holy Shit!!!!!!)
Edited on Sun Jan-06-08 10:47 PM by Bleachers7
Manchester NH -- Mark Penn, senior political strategist for the Hillary Clinton campaign, today urged Barack Obama to "come clean" and admit that he has fathered two African American girls.

Penn, speaking to reporters on the Manchester airport tarmac as he was getting his hair re-slimed, defended raising the issue on the grounds that his candidate is losing and he needed to throw as much shit at the wall as possible in hopes that something will stick.

"I'm merely pointing out that the senator has two children", Penn gurgled through layers of gelatinous neck fat, "yes they were born in wedlock, but the fact of the matter is they are not white and it's merely something for rural New Hampshire women over age 65 to consider". Penn added he had no "specific evidence" that Obama had "ever given or sold" the girls drugs.

In a related development, long time Clinton bagman Terry McAuliffe urged independent Granite State voters to "find something else to do next Tuesday". "For this to be a change election", he said, "we need our kind of turnout".
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/the-sturdy-beggars/clinto...

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thatsrightimirish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-06-08 10:44 PM
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1. posted yesteday
satire
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TwilightZone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-06-08 10:44 PM
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2. You do know that's satire, right?
Just checking.
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Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-06-08 10:45 PM
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4. But it's true
:D
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Skip Intro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-06-08 10:45 PM
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3. Are you really posting satire as fact? I would Hope for better.
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still_one Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-06-08 10:45 PM
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5. How is this, I accuse Hillary of voting for the Kyle/Lieberman ammendment
which essentially calls for a permanent presence in Iraq as long as it is determined that Iran is a threat

Please explain to me how that differs from the republican position?


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Beausoir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-06-08 10:45 PM
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6. Yet another new low for the Obama supporters. Alerting.
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Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-06-08 10:46 PM
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10. It's true. He has fathered two black girls.
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-06-08 10:47 PM
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11. Hellooooo.... Satire alert.....
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still_one Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-06-08 10:48 PM
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13. Wrong time to do Satire, especially just before NH, everyone is on edge /nt
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-06-08 10:49 PM
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18. There is never a wrong time to do satire.
Humor rescues sanity.
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still_one Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-06-08 10:54 PM
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23. Only if you aren't an idiot like me and don't initially recognize it as such /nt
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Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-06-08 11:02 PM
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28. You're OK. We still love you
:loveya:
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still_one Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-06-08 10:47 PM
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12. Alerting for what? If this is the best the Clinton camp can come up with
against Obama, they are in deep trouble

How will she defend her vote on the Kyle/Lieberman ammendment, which is exactly what the republican position is?
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-06-08 10:48 PM
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14. Don't any of you guys recognize satire when you see it?
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Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-06-08 10:49 PM
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17. lol
:rofl:
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Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-06-08 10:49 PM
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16. Oh brother
:banghead:
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pnwmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-06-08 11:09 PM
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30. Alerting for posting a satire as if it were fact. n/t
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silverojo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-06-08 10:55 PM
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24. You're alerting over THAT?
My, the Hill-bots are getting touchier and touchier....
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mrreowwr_kittty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-06-08 11:05 PM
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29. I think some of them just need us to call the WAAAAH-mbulance. nt
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pnwmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-06-08 11:11 PM
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31. I think it's worth an alert. It was already removed yesterday because
DUers were being suckered into believing it. It shouldn't be posted as if it were true.

And I say this as an Obama-leaner.
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Nailzberg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-06-08 11:45 PM
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36. Yesterday was different.
Edited on Sun Jan-06-08 11:46 PM by Nailzberg
That OP didn't appear to realize it was satire and also injected their own ranting about how sickening Hillary's attacks were. This one recognizes it as obvious satire.
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KennedyGuy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-06-08 11:22 PM
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35. at least my candidate didn't give up and endorse Obama
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peoli Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-06-08 10:46 PM
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7. "Penn gurgled through layers of gelatinous neck fat" LOL!
best line of 2008
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Whisp Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-06-08 10:56 PM
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25. lol!!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-06-08 10:46 PM
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8. Uhh... I hope you recognize this is satire.
Edited on Sun Jan-06-08 10:48 PM by ocelot
Pretty funny, though. "...Penn gurgled through layers of gelatinous neck fat." :rofl:
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Hippo_Tron Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-06-08 10:46 PM
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9. It's Satire, he did father two black girls...
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Nailzberg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-06-08 10:49 PM
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15. Of course the OP knows it's satire, see the smiley face?
Have we all lost your sense of humor?
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TwilightZone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-06-08 10:50 PM
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19. I think that was added on edit.
I could be wrong.
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Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-06-08 11:01 PM
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27. You're right
I didn't want to confuse anyone (too much :) )
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-06-08 10:51 PM
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22. The OP does, but apparently not everyone else...
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Bitwit1234 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-06-08 10:51 PM
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20. Have you ever seen Obama supporters post anything that is not
characterless and classless. Typical Obama crap...they must get their macho up by flaming Hillary constantly. This crap is really going to backfire on Obama and not them.
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Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-06-08 10:59 PM
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26. You're too sensitive
You constantly over-react over everything. Try not being so pissed off and smile.
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juajen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-06-08 11:13 PM
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32. No, the problem is that you are too insensitive.
A lot of Hillary supporters have been very careful to not dis other dem candidates knowing how easily the worm can turn. There's a lesson there, if Obama supporters could only see it.
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Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-06-08 11:20 PM
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34. That's the biggest pile o' crap I've read all day.
Edited on Sun Jan-06-08 11:21 PM by Bleachers7
"A lot of Hillary supporters have been very careful to not dis other dem candidates knowing how easily the worm can turn."

And what about the rest of them? And I'm no Obama supporter.
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tammywammy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-06-08 11:14 PM
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33. Good point
You should really make this it's own thread. Add more caps though.
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IndianaJones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-06-08 10:51 PM
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21. one of the only things I like about Obama. nt.
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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-07-08 01:16 AM
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37. O NOES!
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