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Imagine if Obama and Giuliani win the nominations

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jgraz Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Fri Jan-04-08 10:31 PM
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Imagine if Obama and Giuliani win the nominations
Moderator: Welcome to the first of three presidential debates. I'd like to welcome Senator Obama and Mayor Giuliani to the stage. Mayor Giuliani, your one minute opening statement.

Giuliani: Nine-Eleven.

Moderator: . . . You have 58 seconds left.

Giuliani: Terror.

Moderator: Okay. Senator Obama, you have 30 seconds to respond.

Obama: Hope.

Moderator: 29 seconds, Senator.

Obama: Change.


Moderator: Well, I guess that concludes our first presidential debate. Thank you, gentlemen. We now return to our regularly scheduled programming, which hasn't actually started yet.
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   OMG! Too funny! Thanks for this.  goldcanyonaz   Jan-04-08 10:32 PM   #1 
   lmao.  annie1   Jan-04-08 10:33 PM   #2 
   When was the last time Obama spoke for less than 29 seconds? n/t  ProSense   Jan-04-08 10:35 PM   #3 
   You do get the whole "humor" concept, don't you?  jgraz   Jan-04-08 10:58 PM   #4 
   HA! That's great!  bigwillq   Jan-04-08 11:14 PM   #5 
   LOL!  Politicub   Jan-04-08 11:16 PM   #6 
   heh -- I hope you still laugh when I make fun of Hillary  jgraz   Jan-04-08 11:34 PM   #7 
      Doesn't bother me  Politicub   Jan-04-08 11:49 PM   #8 
         You are clearly unfamiliar with my sense of humor  jgraz   Jan-05-08 12:05 AM   #11 
   Here's the Edwards/Giuliani debate  XemaSab   Jan-04-08 11:53 PM   #9 
      Are you kidding?  jgraz   Jan-04-08 11:55 PM   #10 
 
goldcanyonaz (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Fri Jan-04-08 10:32 PM
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1. OMG! Too funny! Thanks for this.
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annie1 (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Fri Jan-04-08 10:33 PM
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2. lmao.
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ProSense Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Fri Jan-04-08 10:35 PM
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3. When was the last time Obama spoke for less than 29 seconds? n/t
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jgraz Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Fri Jan-04-08 10:58 PM
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4. You do get the whole "humor" concept, don't you?
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Fri Jan-04-08 11:14 PM
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5. HA! That's great!
:rofl: :bounce:
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Politicub Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Donate to DU! Fri Jan-04-08 11:16 PM
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6. LOL!Updated at 11:41 AM
Thanks - I needed the laugh!
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jgraz Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Fri Jan-04-08 11:34 PM
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7. heh -- I hope you still laugh when I make fun of Hillary
;)
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Politicub Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Donate to DU! Fri Jan-04-08 11:49 PM
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8. Doesn't bother meUpdated at 11:41 AM
Sometimes you have to laugh at yourself (or your candidate).
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jgraz Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sat Jan-05-08 12:05 AM
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11. You are clearly unfamiliar with my sense of humor
:P
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Fri Jan-04-08 11:53 PM
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9. Here's the Edwards/Giuliani debate
Moderator: Welcome to the first of three presidential debates. I'd like to welcome Senator Edwards and Mayor Giuliani to the stage. Mayor Giuliani, your one minute opening statement.

Giuliani: Nine-Eleven.

Moderator: . . . You have 58 seconds left.

Giuliani: Terror.

Moderator: Okay. Senator Edwards, you have 30 seconds to respond.

Edwards: Two Americas.

Moderator: 29 seconds, Senator.

Edwards: *crickets*


Moderator: Well, I guess that concludes our first presidential debate. Thank you, gentlemen. We now return to our regularly scheduled programming, which hasn't actually started yet.
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jgraz Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Fri Jan-04-08 11:55 PM
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10. Are you kidding?
Edited on Fri Jan-04-08 11:55 PM by jgraz
He'd fill the last 29 seconds with that story about the guy with the cleft palette. ;)
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