Infamous Butter Cow becomes Butter Obama, Finally

[NYCGirl]

I think we can use a story like this right about now:

http://wonkette.com/338628/infamous-butter-cow-becomes-butter-obama-finally



You may remember from a couple months ago the BUTTER COW, that False Idol of Iowa. Butter Cow, a creation of Iowa farmer Duffy Lyon, possesses mystical kingmaking powers and rains fury on ungrateful, weak farmers. Butter Cow endorsed Barack Obama this fall and now has deified him: enter Butter Obama, Lyon’s latest butter sculpture. Butter Cow and Butter Obama have forged a hellish combination of rural idolatory, so we might as well just cancel the caucuses now.



Edited for typo

[question everything]

1. Talk about a color blind candidate.. (nt)

[aquart]

2. Butt butter?

As nicknames go, "Butty" is right up there with "B.O."