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zulchzulu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-24-07 07:47 PM
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Santa Claus Officially Endorses Barack Obama for President!
Santa Claus Officially Endorses Barack Obama for President!

(NP) North Pole - December 24, 2007

Santa Claus has officially come out to endorse Barack Obama for President of the United States. He made this statement just before leaving for his very busy evening delivering toys and other goodies to people all over the World.

"I remember that letter I got from little Barack when he was in kindergarden saying that he would like to one day be President, but wanted to make sure that Santa and the Elves also had decent working conditions and were able to safely make toys with eco-friendly materials. The kid was just way ahead of this time", said Santa before a crowd of climate change reporters in town to see the disappearing glacial formations near Santa's business center,

"When I saw that he was now running for President and wanted to take lead out of toys (http://www.suntimes.com/news/politics/obama/711047,CST-NWS-obama24.article), I just had to tell Mrs. Claus to send him money on his website and get an Obama sticker for the sleigh, since I am hearby endorsing Barack Obama for President!", said Santa as he handed out Obama bumperstickers to the adoring crowd.

Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer was told he could still wear his Kucinich button for tonight's journey.
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JohnnyLib2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-24-07 08:02 PM
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1. Good one!
:kick:
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zulchzulu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-25-07 07:31 PM
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10. Thanks! n/t
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dweller Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-24-07 08:14 PM
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2. of course, Rudolph still LEADS the sleigh...
All of the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Rudolph, play in other reindeer games.


just sayin'
dp
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MadBadger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-24-07 10:05 PM
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6. Rudolph has the flu
Alfac Duck took over.
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zulchzulu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-24-07 10:30 PM
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7. LOL and wow
How ironic...

Best to DK!
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gateley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-24-07 08:16 PM
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3. K&R nt
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sk8rrobert2 Donating Member (97 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-24-07 09:48 PM
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4. Just as I thought Santa Is an American Citizen
haha nice post
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zulchzulu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-24-07 10:02 PM
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5. Welcome to DU!
Happy happy joy joy....
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durrrty libby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-24-07 10:50 PM
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8. My Santa is the real deal,

And picks winners, as you can see

He said it's not a base hit

But a grand slam, for Hillary
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zulchzulu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-25-07 10:15 AM
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9. Not too shabby...
:hi:
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