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mtnsnake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 07:07 PM
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What if we all hold a "Kiss the Cardboard Cutout of Hillary for $50 a Kiss" picnic this summer?
Edited on Wed Nov-28-07 07:13 PM by mtnsnake
But only if Senator Clinton happens to win the Primary, of course.

Just imagine all the money we could make for our Party. If each one of us held a picnic with a "Kiss the Cardboard Cutout of Hillary for $50 a Kiss!" theme, we could rake in tons of cash. For only an initial investment of $30 bucks, you can buy a beautiful cardboard cut-out of Hillary, hold the picnic at a nearby lake and make hundreds, maybe even thousands of dollars for a good cause. Charge $50 per kiss, $30 for a hug, or $10 just to stand next to her to pose for a picture. Half price for children. You could even have concessions so all the people standing in line wouldn't get too hungry while they waited. Do you think it would be a good idea to have beer available, or is that too risky?

I know how much you're all gonna be excited to get started, so here's a link in case you want to order your cardboard cut-out early. On the bottom of the same page, there is also a life-sized cardboard cutout of George Bush available, which you could probably use to make a few extra bucks by holding a "Flip off the Cardboard Cutout of George Bush for $50 a Gesture" barbecue:
http://www.incrediblegifts.com/sehicllisica.html
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MADem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 07:15 PM
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1. Hmmm. They could at least get a pic with an up-to-date hairstyle. NT
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mtnsnake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 07:38 PM
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13. They could give her an up to date height, too. They've got her cutout at 5'8"
I met Hillary in person and if she's over 5'4" without high heels on, I'd be surprised!
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Tellurian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 08:07 PM
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20. Ah, Hillary and I are about the same height..
I thought she was in the 5'2" range, no?

I was considered med/tall in school.
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mtnsnake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 08:19 PM
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25. Which one are you about the same height as, the cardboard one or the real one?
:shrug:

:hi:
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cuke Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 08:31 PM
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27. That question cracks me up
I'm not sure why, though. It's just strikes me as funny
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Tellurian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 09:03 PM
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29. The real one, I guess..if Hillary is about 5'4"
I'm between 5'4"- 5'5" all legs, though..
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dipsydoodle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 07:19 PM
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2. Have they got an inflatable too ?
:rofl:
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mtnsnake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 07:28 PM
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8. No inflatable yet of Hillary, just of Bill. Monica takes care of those quicker than a tire pump!
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dionysus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 07:21 PM
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3. you really ARE one toke over the line on this one!!!
:rofl:
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mtnsnake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 07:24 PM
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6. #!%@X!##%
ArgghhhHHH, that song is stuck with me forever now all because of you again. :mad:
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dionysus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 07:29 PM
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11. well, i hope that your train is on time...
Edited on Wed Nov-28-07 07:29 PM by dionysus
:hi:
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mtnsnake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 08:07 PM
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22. It was on time but it skipped my stop
:hi:
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NoFederales Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 07:53 PM
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14. Ha! Brewer and Shipley were in St Louis a few weeks ago!--but for
$50 (w/o a toke) nothing but the real sweet lips would have to do. I mean, a kissin' booth with a cardboard cutout? Democratic women are not 'stepford-like' now are they?

NoFederales
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mtnsnake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 08:05 PM
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19. Good stuff
$50 (w/o a toke) nothing but the real sweet lips would have to do. I mean, a kissin' booth with a cardboard cutout? Democratic women are not 'stepford-like' now are they?


I like your style! :toast:

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MADem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 07:55 PM
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16. Sweet Jesus!!
Sittin' downtown in a railway station....!
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mtnsnake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 08:00 PM
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17. Don't start, MADem!!
One more rendition of that song and I'm gonna have to listen to Mama Let Him Play by Jerry Doucette again just to get the One Toke out of my mind's ears for a while, but then I'll have Mama Let Him Play stuck in there for a week although at least I like that song better. :evilgrin:
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dionysus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 09:01 PM
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28. MY PLAN HAS SUCEEDED!!!!
waitin for the train to DC mtnsnake one toke over the line...
standin down town at the railway station one toke over the line....
:)
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asdjrocky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 09:09 PM
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31. One?
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mtnsnake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 09:17 PM
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32. One will do it
even if its the loneliest number. Now I have YES stuck in my mind but that's better than One Toke Voer the Line :)
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asdjrocky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 09:37 PM
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33. Three Dog Night...
We are old my friend.
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mtnsnake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 09:44 PM
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34. Yikes, thanks for the correction!
Three Dog Night it was, not YES! Regardless, One is the Loneliest Number is now stuck in my head for the rest of the night, no doubt...and yes, I guess we're getting up there for sure, my friend. Good times...
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bunnies Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 07:22 PM
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4. ick. nt
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asdjrocky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 07:22 PM
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5. Snake,
Have I told you yet today what a sick person you are?


Just to get your blood goin'.

:toast:
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mtnsnake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 07:26 PM
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7. Nope I dont think you have, rocky
I think late last night was the last time, but thanks for reminding me again!

:toast:
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asdjrocky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 07:29 PM
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10. No shit buddy!
No matter what any body else says, you're ok with me! Good to see ya again you ol' snake!
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theredpen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 07:28 PM
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9. One question: kiss her where? n/t
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mtnsnake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 07:35 PM
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12. At the picnic, where else?
:hi:
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zulchzulu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 07:54 PM
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15. Are darts allowed?
You have got to be kidding...

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mtnsnake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 08:02 PM
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18. No darts, but little arrows with red hearts attached to them are accepted!
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Madam Mossfern Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 08:07 PM
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21. A little sexist?
Even in jest.
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mtnsnake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 08:15 PM
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23. Nope not at all but thanks for asking!
That's why I included the George Bush option at the end of my post, just in case you're interested!
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Madam Mossfern Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 08:23 PM
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26. Nah
That was just to cover your tush as you admitted.
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asdjrocky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 08:19 PM
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24. k&r
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asdjrocky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 09:05 PM
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30. I'm for it!
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