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wyldwolf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 11:03 AM
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Ah! Humor! Kos diarist does great imitation of Tweety
Tweety starts all his programs as follows:

Today the Rudyator, the leader of the freeish world, the testosterone savior has put down again his wimpy opponents with awesome remarks. Also Romney himself put in the streets a serial killer and he is like that Democratic candidate that didn't care if his wive was raped. Thompson is such a presence, when he enters a room I see a tall guy, do you notice he is tall that's very important for a president, and his voice is manly also.

Hillary is printing in her basement driving licenses for illegal suicide bombers, and she is just like Bush (the guy I loved because of his manliness like now I love Rrrrrudy). We can't allow this woman with her high pitch voice as a leading candidate. Obama you should say what I'm going to say right now. Edwards I have disqualified you.

Now lets talk with this reporter and give her some weird compliments out of the Brat Pack socializing handbook.
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Az Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 11:06 AM
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A walk down the path of history is crunchy with the crispy corpses of those who pooh-poohed or ignored the clown car of ridicule when it pulled-up to the curb. Who would have thought such a tiny car could contain so many infectious and revolutionary guffaws? Satires, parodies, blue humor, pants to the ground ass-wavings, tea-dumping, Modest Proposal submiting, 7 dirty word spewing, flag burning, frankly impolite, just plain rude and improper expressions of ridicule have either ignited reform, fanned the flames or kicked the corpse to make sure it was dead. - Stephen Jones taken from the net
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