Chuch Norris looks whimpy in the Huckabee ad. I wouldn't tell Chuck that to his face... but...

[wyldwolf]

...he does seem a little whimpy, IMO.

[anniebelle]

1. He's gonna let you keep your guns!

I can't believe they're going to drag that tired old rhetoric to the party this time. One thing about repukes, you don't EVER have to have a new idea for them. Just drag out a gay, a bible and a gun -- there's your platform.:puke:

[Mythsaje]

2. He's getting old...

It's probably been twenty years since he's actually had to USE his skills. Badly choreographed fights on Walker, Texas Ranger don't count.

[wyldwolf]

3. ha ha. Well, if he came after me, I'd hide behind you.

[Perry Logan]

4. Chuck Norris always seemed a little wimpy to me. Not that I'd want to take him on.

[Alter Ego]

5. Internet memes have successfully made their way into politics.

I never thought I'd see the day.

It's not even a good internet meme. I mean, Chuck Norris? :puke:

[gratuitous]

6. You look kinda dessicated, Chuck

Why not say it to his face? What's he going to do to someone commenting on his appearance? Is he such a pin-dicked little bug fucker that he'd actually return violence for a comment?

[wyldwolf]

7. "Is he such a pin-dicked little bug fucker that he'd actually return violence for a comment?"

Probably.

[underpants]

8. Pretty damned funny if you ask me

http://blog.washingtonpost.com/channel-08/2007/11/huckabees_first_ad.html?hpid=sec-politics

[Didereaux]

9. Go on, tell it to his face, but you'll have to lean waaaaay down to do so! heheh

he's a little fella, big threat to your kneecaps, but not much else! ;)

[HughBeaumont]

10. Walker, Texas Corpse.

I mean, if you're going to support a Repuke, at least support one that isn't a total nutjob.

Oh wait . . .

[momster]

11. It's His Voice

that has always seemed weak to me. He doesn't have any kind of breath control or modulation. Breathy and monotone...more like Marilyn Monroe than the Duke.

[BestCenter]

12. I'd bet 90% of the people who posted on this board

would be saying how macho Norris is if he had endorsed Bill Richardson.