And the winner is: DSCC Bumper Sticker Contest

[liberal N proud]

http://www.dscc.org/slogan

[Richard Steele]

1. K&R

[merh]

2. I love the bumper sticker

I cannot stand James Carville, he needs to get the hell out of the way.

[jgraz]

3. I guess my "We suck a bit less than the GOP" was too edgy?

[NV Whino]

4. Too bad

I like it.

[wyldwolf]

11. ...or how about this one for you

"Taking Over The Democratic Party Isn't As Easy As General Sirota Said It Would Be."

[jgraz]

20. Yep, those corporate collaborators do make it tough

Luckily very few people listen to them on this board.

[cascadiance]

5. Needs an extra line at the bottom to go along with the third line...

"... hopefully will be able to decide THEN!"

[mopinko]

6. what was the prize for this contest?

i hate these things. hire a god damn professional you cheap bastards.

[Gretchen]

7. I guess we didn't learn from the failed "anyone but Bush" slogan

I do not think negativity motivates people to go to the polls.

[Totally Committed]

8. Here are a few:

I helped elect the guy with the (D) after his name and all I got was ignored.

I voted for the Democrat and got a Republican anyway.

Wouldn't it be politer to ignore me and NOT ask me for my vote?

Promises, promises, promises. Lies, lies, lies.

"Vote for me" is the new "Fuck You"

The DLC owns your Party. You only pay the rent.


TC

[wyldwolf]

9. I have a better one for you

"The Democratic Party Isn't The Progressive Utopia I Thought It Was When I Joined Last Year. Back To Reality."

You'd display that proudly!

[Totally Committed]

10. How about:

"Rahm" is the sound the machine makes as it grinds you into the ground


That's a good one, too! :)

TC

[wyldwolf]

12. or an alternate:

"Rahm" Is the sound an engine makes taking over the Congress."

or...

"Damn! The Democrats Are In Charge Again! The KOS Kids Failed."

[Totally Committed]

13. Uh-huh. What about these?

"Impeachment is off the table", brought to you by the DSCC

We never actually PROMISED you impeacment or the end to the war, we only said those things to get elected

We won't end the Occupation, but we WILL meet the caskets as they return

Or, maybe...

I'm DSCCusted with your DINO candidates


TC

[wyldwolf]

14. I'll correct a few

Impeachment was taken off the table by a "progressive."

But I do like this one:
I'm DSCCusted with your fucking lies

it sticks it to the GOP good!

[Totally Committed]

15. The DSCC: Proud Sponsor of the Bush-Dog Democrats

:applause:


TC

[wyldwolf]

16. Except the Blue Dogs are House members, not Senators

:rofl:

[Totally Committed]

17. Okay, you got me there.... I thought I could slip it by. But you see where my heart and mind

are on this subject, no?

Why are you so intent on negating and minimizing other Democrats' pain over their disappoinment with this Party? I have to admit I don't get it. But, it's your thing, obviously, and you do it well, so bully for you!

Rock on, wyldwolf. You got me good.

TC

[wyldwolf]

18. Oh, I don't know, TC, I could have just used that "Bullshit overload" image you love so much

[Totally Committed]

19. Nope, no "bullshit overload" needed. I'm serious... you win.

I can't compete with the likes of you. You're good... no, you're DAMNED good. You're willing to go where you need to go to get the job done. You're willing to commit to the Coup Des Gras that is needed to finish an opponent off. No quarter is given.

I have no right to feel as I do about my Party. None, whatsoever. I have no right to express those feelings. I should shut up and keep my pain to myself, because if I don't you are there -- willing and able -- to stick the knife in and twist until I'm done. I get it. Bravissimo! You win. I bow to you.

TC