Terrorists using cheeze to hide devices?--at Milwaukee Mitchel airport---and

[rodeodance]

other places.

Local nbc reporting. tag line as I just tuned in.

[aquart]

1. I'm entertained. What devices?

Now they won't let us import cheese.

On edit: Wait up a minute. Milwaukee's Airport????? Are you telling me this was domestic cheese?

Or could this be a deliberate Wisconsin plot?

[rodeodance]

5. I do not know --I was just reading the tagline. but caught the end of a reporter

from Oshkosh--where they are having the big airshow------

[aquart]

13. My mom says: "They were bringing cheese to Milwaukee???"

[Sparkly]

2. And in Wisconsin!! nt

[rodeodance]

3. they also mentioned Oshkosh-the EAA but tagline is now gone.

[Forkboy]

4. OK...DON'T BE FUCKIN' WITH THE CHEESE!

I'll take out Bin Laden barehanded if he messes with my cheese intake. :mad:

[JeffR]

6. Edam of mass destruction?

Gouda that can reach our shores in 45 minutes? Stilton that hates us for our freedoms?

YIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rodeodance]

7. Now saying they found suspicious devices at 4 areas across the country

[Sparkly]

8. Graters? nt

[rodeodance]

11. live report coming up----local nbc---saying terrorists maybe practicing so says

the Tranportation secretary.


using cheeze to hide IED's

[treestar]

30. Suspicious Devices?

like this?

[janx]

32. Remind me--what was that about? Some kids promoting

a video game or something? :rofl:

[treestar]

33. I think it was a cartoon

They were in Boston and brought the city to its knees for about an hour, IIRR.

:rofl:

[htuttle]

9. Aw, geez -- not the cheese!

[janx]

14. Good One!

:rofl:

[tanyev]

10. Oh no! Are people hiding bombs inside cheeseheads?

Diabolical!

[rodeodance]

12. reporting from the Green-bay station. SanDiego, Milwaukee, Baltimore (forget the

last one)

[Mojorabbit]

15. 100 dollars

it was limburger cheese. Get the hazmat outfits out.

[rodeodance]

16. nbc evening news nows: Wires embedded in blocks of cheeze. TSA reports----

found in baggage of men and women

[Sanctified]

17. Shit this is my fault, they must have figured out how I give medication to my dog.

Damn and I was being so careful not to let anyone know that you can hide shit in cheese.

[janx]

18. Link here:

http://www.todaystmj4.com/news/local/8688447.html

Terror Bulletin Cites Milwaukee as Test Airport

MILWAUKEE - NBC News has obtained a bulletin from the Transportation Security Administration suggesting that there has been a surge in suspicious incidents at several U.S. airports.

The memo mentions several cities, including Milwaukee. San Diego, Houston and Baltimore are also noted.

The memo suggests that terrorists are conducting pre-attack security probes, pushing the limits of what they can bring through screening checkpoints undetected.

According to the NBC memo, some of the items confiscated during the rehearsals include wires, switches, pipes and materials used to make IEDs, or improvised explosive devices.

The notice says two of the incidents involved hiding the components in a block of processed cheese. In at least one incident, the device was connected to a cell phone charger, the memo says.

(more)

[Adsos Letter]

19. Well...CheezeWhiz may justifiably be classed as a wmd...

:D

[janx]

20. Yeah. I'm guessing Cheez Whiz or Velveeta.

The article mentioned processed cheese, which would make sense since one would have to shove the bomb components into the cheese, yes?

Or would these morons bother to cut a block of hard cheese apart, dig out a niche for the components, and then real-seal the block somehow?

:shrug:

[rodeodance]

21. Brian Williams reported it and now it is on the 6pm evening news again.

[janx]

25. More details, please! What is the extent of the coverage

about this?

Wait until Jon Stewart and Colbert get wind of this one...

[zulchzulu]

22. Here's the diagram for the cheese bomb

It's the cheese.

[janx]

23. Stop it!

:rofl:

[janx]

24. You KNOW what the inevitable result will be...

NO CHEESE ALLOWED ON AIRPLANES...I REPEAT...NO CHEESE... LIGHTERS, NO PROBLEM. BRING ON YOUR WATER BOTTLES, EVEN YOUR SCISSORS...


BUT NO CHEESE!

[zulchzulu]

26. So...uh...do you want... cheese with that?

BUSTED!!!!

[janx]

28. What do you think the TSA announcements at the airports

will sound like now? :rofl:

I remember sitting (for a long time) at the little airport in Missoula, listening to the TSA schtick over and over and over again; the part that sticks in my mind was the part about scissors--at least a couple of different kinds of scissors were mentioned. How many times can people bear to hear about cheese?

Also, I wonder...will they look into checked bags for cheese?

[zulchzulu]

29. First, they came for the cheese...and I didn't listen....then the crackers...and...

:rofl:

We'll see where this goes.

[janx]

31. It has always alarmed me at how purely reactionary

the authorities are. Some guy tries to light his shoe on fire---> no lighters!

Somebody brings a dangerous liquid on board---> no liquids: no water, no eye drops, no hand lotion, etc.

I really want to believe that we have people working for us who are a little more imaginative and (although I hate the word) proactive .

They recently lifted the ban on lighters, because they were seizing something like 20,000 a day; after all, what do we do with that many lighters?

I don't know where we stand with the liquids at this point, but I guess I'll find out before I fly in September. I would not be at all surprised to find that there's a ban on CHEESE.

[zulchzulu]

27. I always suspected the Swiss were not neutral!

They always had holes in their... argument. Notice the weapons embedded in the cheese. How could we be so stupid?

[sarcasmo]

34. A Cheese Bomb is better than a Fart Bomb.