Did it all start with Chertoff's case of gas?

[Stinky The Clown]

Last week I guess Chertoff burped and farted. We then heard about his gut feeling. Some of us suggested Gas-X or Beano. But now all the 'newz' organizations are reporting on increased risks for terrorism in the US.

Of course, at the time, Chertoff's gas was reported as not meaning anything.

Its truly amazing and mind boggling how the media all appear to read the same script. I will not be convinced that there's not some central command and control behind this sort of propaganda catapultation.

[gasperc]

1. more like collusion

but read the same script by accident, sure I guess that's possible

[TygrBright]

2. sssssshhhh, Stinky.... Don't raise awkward issues!!

I mean, just imagine the flap if someone decided to seriously look into this phenomenon and discovered the truth:

On July 8th, 1980, a Travel Pod from the planet Formava, in the galaxy of Andromeda, landed in a DC suburb (I think it was Rockville, but anyway, it was a brilliant choice of landing sites-- how could anyone tell?) and began implementing the Master Plan: replacing ALL media figures with alien-cloned doubles, controlled by the Formavan Central Brain, a lobe of which navigated the Travel Pod.

Some of us Know More, but we can't tell you, it would put us-- and you!-- in danger from mysterious Formavan alien weapons!

helpfully,
Bright

P.S. I hope that, when the clone-replacement process is complete and the Central Brain reveals its presence and purpose here, you, like myself will welcome our New Alien Overlords! It's our only hope...

[Stinky The Clown]

3. I ....... will ........ follow ........ and ........ believe.