Bush has a Plan B-H?? (Plan Bosshog?)

[BOSSHOG]

At his press conference today, the deserter said he might have a Plan B-H for Iraq. I think he was referring to Baker-Hamilton, ya know the plan he scorned for so long. But if he were referring to Plan Bosshog I think it would be a good idea. Its really quite simple corporate criminal.

- Just tell the truth. I know that's a foreign concept to you and your kind so let me put it in words you might understand.

- Stop fucking lying. You will be amazed at all the good stuff that will occur when you do that.

- Oh as a bonus part of the plan, stop your lying retroactively. Admit your coporate crime at Harken. Admit and apologize to all veterans that you did in fact desert to avoid a drug test. Nothing beats a clean soul.

[hobbit709]

1. You're assuming he still has a soul.

I'm not sure about that with him.

[BOSSHOG]

2. If he has one I'm sure it is filthy

It reminds me of Addy Prays line in Paper Moon while talking to her Daddy:

- "I don't know what scruples are but I know if you got em you stole em from somebody else."

edited to remove typo

[n2doc]

3. B-S is the only plan Shrub has n/t

[EVDebs]

4. "Surge" is just GOP-ese for "Splurge" as in spending more and more

building permanent bases, wasting more taxpayer dollars on contractors tied to the GOP and M/I Complex. You get my drift.

[emilyg]

5. Yes he does

How to sneak his next drink.