Loose Pennies - Conspiracy Theory Proof!!

[babsbunny]

http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2007/4/30/2048/43439

Loose Pennies - Conspiracy Theory Proof!!
by ETinKC
Sun Apr 29, 2007 at 11:00:48 PM PDT
Sure most of us thought the Bush Administration was too stupid to pull off the downing of the twin towers and that other little one that no one really remembers, or designing a levy to collapse at the right time, or even get a white house press as for a prostitute (oh wait, they did pull that off) but it turns out we were all wrong.

See I finally got a new tin foil hat (who new the stuff you buy in the Piggly Wiggly is made out of aluminum – that stuff will never keep out the mind control rays) and it has allowed me to see the truth. Not only can they pull it off – but they did it again. Quick, follow me to the other side before then men in black get here.


I was following Kos's link to his Warriors Blog when I came across a picture of Jessica Alba at the game. Once I stopped staring at here (2 hours later) I saw this a story about a fuel truck blowing up early Sunday morning just east of the bay bridge – destroying part of the freeway and seriously affecting traffic – like those trying to get to the game tonight. "That sucks", I thought. "They should probably take BART". But then I starting thinking more about it and it just don’t make sense.

First off – I am sort of an expert on fuel trucks as I work for a major oil company. Now I don’t know if it was one of our trucks, and true, the work I do has nothing to do even remotely with refining oil into gas, or transporting gas, or trucks. But I recently bought some gas for my car (and had some serious intestinal problems from the microwaved burrito purchased at the same place) and I work for an oil company, so this makes me an expert.

So the first thing I figured is, these trucks are designed NOT to blow up, because if they were, they would blow up like all the time, and I would have heard about that. So right away, I am suspicious. I almost let it go – but then I read this !!!!!!

[uppityperson]

1. Excellent piece of writing and factoids! Makes a believer out of me!

Too funny, thank you. "First off I think the fireman in the back ground is throwing up over the rail because he can’t stomach the lies any more and second, I have searched really really hard but I can not figure out who the guy in the red shirt is and what he is doing there."

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

2. The truck crash/freeway collapse was an inside job.

In fact, if you look at the photos of the aftermath- there is no truck at all.

Hmmm.

[greyl]

3. Excellent. nt