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NanceGreggs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-13-07 12:58 AM
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The Sound of Exploding Heads
Edited on Fri Apr-13-07 01:04 AM by NanceGreggs
The Sound of Exploding Heads
By Nancy Greggs

We’ve heard it at least a million times from the right-wingers. It is the catch-all phrase meant to excuse everything Lil’ Georgie has done, and whether it has any basis in fact is invariably ignored: “But Bill Clinton did it, too.”

Immediately anyone with any common sense wants to respond with the obvious comeback: “And I suppose that if Bill Clinton jumped off the Brooklyn Bridge, you’d jump right after him?”

Such are the times we live in, when a so-called president acts and reacts like a stubborn child, and the best defense his supporters can come up with when faced with the consequences of his misbehavior is, “Oh, yeah? Well, what about him?”

Quite frankly, I’d be more than happy if the BushBaby really acted like him once in a while – you know, Bill Clinton, the guy who balanced the budget, the man who was welcomed in every country he visited, that crazy kid who led a nation through eight years of peace and prosperity.

But the point the Bush supporters (or what’s left of them) really miss is the fact that they’ve established a presidential precedent, if you will, whereby each successive White House resident is free to act as his predecessor did, thanks to the but-he-did-it-too policy. And if they really thought that through, they’d realize they had opened a Pandora’s Box best left locked and untouched.

Imagine the reaction from the right when President Hillary Clinton starts wire-tapping Republicans, and responds by saying she is within her presidential rights to do so because “But Bush did it, too.” Imagine the response when she refuses to cooperate with investigations into her practice of deleting emails and shredding documents that should have been preserved, because that's what HE did.

Imagine the outrage as President Barack Obama proceeds with his vacation as Kennebunkport residents die in the aftermath of a hurricance, leaving his inexperienced, incompetent buddy in charge of FEMA operations, because he's simply following the example set by his predecessor.

Imagine the seething anger as President Dennis Kucinich declares himself “The Decider”, as he ignores the Constitution and attaches signing statements to every law. Imagine the anger when his staff are called upon to give evidence about the conduct of his administration, and they refuse to testify under oath.

Imagine the shock and awe as President John Edwards pours billions of taxpayer dollars into no-bid contracts with companies in which he or his family members own shares. Imagine the fury when it is discovered that billions of dollars of treasury funds have 'gone missing', along with hundreds of thousands of email comunications.

Imagine the whining and crying as President Bill Richardson decrees that electronic voting machines designed and operated by a couple of hard-core Democrats will be used to the exclusion of paper ballots or machines that leave a paper-trail. Imagine the vitriol when he predicts a Democratic victory in an upcoming election, because his closest advisor has the math.

Of course, one really can’t imagine any of the above, because Democratic presidents don’t operate that way. They won’t break the law, break the military, wage war, plunder the treasury, or run up the national debt and then blame it on the example set by the Idiot who held office before them. They would never use “But what about him” as an excuse for acting as badly as the current president has.

But it sure is fun to think about all of those exploding heads.

(Note to Future Democratic President: Maybe one teensy-weensy signing statement, just for vengeful laughs?)


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DearAbby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-13-07 01:05 AM
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1. Awesome
May I use some of these. Excellent :applause:
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NanceGreggs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-13-07 01:05 AM
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2. Feel free, DearAbby!
And thanks!
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solara Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-13-07 01:09 AM
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3. Indeed.. excellent as usual
Edited on Fri Apr-13-07 01:12 AM by solara
And as usual you give articulate and witty voice to nebulous thought while speaking truth.. and yeah,..heads -would- explode ..heh

Oh, and thank you for keeping the focus :hi:



:kick: & rec

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tavalon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-13-07 01:21 AM
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4. Short, but oh, so sweet!
Yep, that might even make them see the light.

Naw, nevermind.
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tblue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-13-07 01:21 AM
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5. Nance, you are so smart it's scary. Beautiful, every word. Love the Presidents!
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tavalon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-13-07 01:25 AM
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6. All hail the mighty Clenis!
It had to be said. You know it had to be said.
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bleever Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-13-07 01:28 AM
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7. Nice, but it wouldn't happen this way because of the
liberal media.






:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:


As always, Nance: right, with a bullet.

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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-13-07 01:53 AM
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8. My dear Nancy!
Well, you're back at it!

I am so damned proud to be a resident of DU alongside you...

You go, girl!

Of course, K&R! :patriot:
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NanceGreggs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-13-07 01:58 AM
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9. As Always, CaliforniaPeggy ...
... I am so damned proud to have your recommendation, and your encouragement!

:hug:
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aquart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-13-07 03:20 AM
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10. The trouble is...
Absolute power really does corrupt absolutely. I know because I'm a Democrat in a Democratic city, except our mayor is a Republican and so was our last one. Why? Because we were a one-party town and we forgot everything but power and perks. So the voters took them away.

As a party we're pretty clean right now BECAUSE we've been out of power. But if George isn't impeached, the next president walks into the Oval Office with all George's unchallenged power. I wouldn't want Gandhi to have that much power.

In fact, that's the question I have for every candidate of either party: If the job falls to you, what will you do with all the power George took for himself? Give it back?

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kiki Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-13-07 05:20 AM
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11. Unfortunately, there would be no exploding heads.
Edited on Fri Apr-13-07 05:26 AM by kiki
To have one's head explode as a result of being confronted with one's own double standards, one must have a sense of one or both of two things: logical cohesion, and shame. As we all know, the Modern American Conservative is blissfully ignorant of both these concepts.

Remember how Bush got to rewrite all the rules because it was now a "post-9/11 world"? When a Dem takes the presidency, you just watch how fast we return to "pre-9/11" status in the fetid sewer that passes for the right-wing mind, and all that pesky old stuff about "rule of law" and "accountability" will suddenly become more important than the epic global struggle against IslamoFeminoImmigrantLiberalNazism.
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tbyg52 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-13-07 05:32 AM
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12. LIke my mamma always said,
"How would you like it if someone did that to you?"

If this doesn't make the free ride the cabal has been getting blatantly obvious, I don't know what could.
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emanymton Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-13-07 05:57 AM
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13. Pop.

No good to gloat.

The risk is real. Given shrub and Co.'s willingness to break the law.

Is it not reasonable to expect them to take this to its next logical step? What makes one think there will be another elected president?

You Rock and I Roll With Ya.
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CrazyOrangeCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-13-07 06:02 AM
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14. kick
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jakem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-13-07 12:50 PM
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15. but... but... but.... AAAAAGGGHHH!!!
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JeffR Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-13-07 01:06 PM
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16. Kicked & recommended
highly!
:kick:

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MasonJar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-13-07 04:52 PM
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17. Once again, Nance, thanks for the lift and the laugh.
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LynzM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-13-07 10:15 PM
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18. Brilliant.
I will definitely be sending this link around!! :yourock:
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IWantAChange Donating Member (974 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-15-07 10:37 AM
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19. Outstanding - love the fact that its based on FACT
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