So Would You Refresh My Memory, Why Isn't cheney Running In 2008?

[Dinger]

I seem to forget.

[PDJane]

1. because he'd lose?

the man is slightly more popular than public hangings...........

[Dinger]

3. True, But

Wasn't there some kind of half-assed explanation given a few years back?


P.S. I disagree with you one one point, public hangings HAVE to be more popular that that SOB cheney.

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[LiberalFighter]

15. Insert through anal opening exit mouth and rotate over coals

[Clark2008]

7. Actually, I'd think public hangings would be very popular, which

would make them well more popular than 17-percent Cheney.

[Uben]

2. The main reason

HE SHOT HIS LAWYER IN THE FACE WITH A SHOTGUN!

[sam sarrha]

6. i want to know what the lawyer said.. to get shot in the face, and how many drinks Cheney had

[Uben]

9. I don't know how many drinks he had

but, I know what the lawyer said to piss him off. Cheney had just asked him who was the best VP ever? He heard the lawyer say........Quayle!

[sam sarrha]

16. priceless....

:rofl:

[In Truth We Trust]

5. You can not be president for more than two terms. Kidding. The real reason:

He's accomplished his goals. Turned America into a fascist state and looted the treasury. Mission accomplished.

[patricia92243]

8. Heart attacks. Pace Maker

[rsmith6621]

10. Perhaps He Can Nominate Himself.....

.....After all he did for VP in 2000 when he could find for bush anyone qualified...REMEMBER!!!!!.....also a note in history.....Cheney is the first VP not to run for the presidency in over 100 years according to KO.

[Mortos]

11. Because that is when his deal with the devil expires

He sold his soul in order to ruin the United States, become unbelievably wealthy, and usher in the Anti-Christ. His deal only runs until January 2008 and then he joins Satan as vice president of hell.

[Frustratedlady]

12. Because he's about to finish his second term...

Isn't he the one running this show?

[bottomofthehill]

13. Because he sucks and is one heart attack away from hell

[beyurslf]

14. We can hope it would tough form his cell in The Hague.