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greenbriar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-29-06 11:44 AM
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jr to daddy after hanging... please elaborate as you wish
43 to 41 after hanging....dad..I got him. you couldn't but I did
41 to 43

son, it was not a matter of me not being able to get him, it was about me being smart about the rest of the nation

43 but dad, I got him BLOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM uh dad...gotta go
just got a report that our soldiers have all been executed in bagdad
dad...what do I do now???


41...CLICK

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Avalux Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-29-06 11:47 AM
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1. I'm imagining a family visit -
Poppy and Babs come to visit Jr., who ushers them to the TV room, excited to show them something. He immediately pops in his video of Saddam's hanging. Babs and Junior force Poppy to watch it, while both of them laugh hysterically and give each other high fives.
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Kindigger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-29-06 11:52 AM
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2. Junior to Junior after hanging....
Junior is in his office playing with the gun, and his new toy the noose.

"Bang! Bang! You're dead."

"Neener neener neener, missed me! I got me this here noose. Climb on up on that there desk."

(Consuelo has just polished the desk to a high shine, and Laura forgot to remind him to wear his shoes today.)
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greenbriar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-29-06 11:54 AM
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3. hehe
thats funny
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shain from kane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-29-06 12:10 PM
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4. Little Miss Toughie "We found him in a spiderhole, and now we're eating his Kurds and whey."
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bumblebee1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-29-06 12:40 PM
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5. How's this one?
Edited on Fri Dec-29-06 12:41 PM by bumblebee1
Jr: Dad, I got Saddam and you didn't.

Dad: No, George. It's not about getting Saddam. It was being smart enough to not get our troops and allies involved with the occupation of another sovereign nation. I had enough sense not to piss off our allies.
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greenbriar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-29-06 12:58 PM
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6. thats good
nice
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bumblebee1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-29-06 01:17 PM
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7. If you're familiar with the show, "Touched by an Angel",
I've thought about a revelation scene involving George Bush and Tess, the angel with an attitude.
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greenbriar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-29-06 02:36 PM
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8. ohhh that would be good
Tess was awesome
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bumblebee1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-30-06 03:08 AM
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9. I was attempting to type it earlier, but, had trouble posting it.
At the ranch in Crawford. George is relaxing with a glass of 7&7 after getting the news about Saddam's execution. Tess appears.

Tess: So, George Walker Bush, you think that drink will improve upon your mood? You'd better think again.

GWB: Who are you? How did you get in here? How did the Secret Service let you in?

Tess: I am an angel, sent by God to give you a message. You'd better be listening. The Secret Service Agents don't see me. You only see me.

After George calms down, Tess continues.

Tess: So now that you "got" Saddam Hussein, what does your father think? Is he impressed with your war president act? I tell you with certainty that God IS NOT impressed!! With all of your actions, how can you claim to be a Christian? You are giving decent Christians a bad name!!

GWB: I just wanted to show my dad that I wasn't a major screw up. I also wanted to show I wasn't a wimp like my father was during Gulf War I. I think he should have gone into Baghdad and taken Saddam out.

Tess: George, stop it right now. The mission of Gulf War I was to drive the Iraqi troops out of Kuwait. That mission was accomplished. The Iraqi army invaded that sovereign nation illegally. I might also add that you did the same thing to Iraq. Your father and his allies did not want to get their troops bogged down in an occupation of Iraq. Your father WAS NOT a wimp. He knew that entering into Iraq would not be a smart thing to do. It's too bad you didn't consult him before you made the decision to invade.

GWB: I only answer to the father who is higher than my father.

Tess: (laughing) Yeah, right, George. You didn't even pray to God for the wisdom about whether to proceed with this war. It's time for you to stand up and be a man. How many 60 yr olds get to still hide behind their father whenever they get into a little trouble? That's your problem, George. Whenever you got into a little hot water, your father or one of his friends would bail you out again and again.

(will continue later.)



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greenbriar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-30-06 09:18 AM
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10. oh thats awesome
you are good
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bumblebee1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-30-06 12:18 PM
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11. Thank you, greenbriar.
I thought of these while I was at work last night. I have two more installments.
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bumblebee1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-30-06 12:51 PM
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12. A visit from Prescott
Edited on Sat Dec-30-06 12:55 PM by bumblebee1
Houston, TX, in the home of George Herbert Walker Bush. Barbara is in the bedroom asleep. George is pacing in the family room.

George: Where have I gone wrong? Our family name is now mud because of that nitwit!!! Jeb was always the one we wanted to run for President. I'd like to know how George got the nomination.

Meanwhile, up in heaven is Prescott Bush. He is jumping at the chance to confront his son. Andrew is holding him back.

Prescott: Let me at him, Andrew. I've got a lot of things to say.

Andrew: Take it easy, Prescott. You'll get your chance.

Monica then appears.

Monica: Hello, Mr. President. I see you've got alot of trouble on your heart this evening.

GHWB: What? Who are you? Where did you come from? Is it my time to die?

Monica: I am Monica. I'm an angel sent from God to tell you that God still loves you, George Herbert Walker Bush. Please unburden your soul. It's not your time yet.

George: My father wanted our family to be a political dynasty just like the Kennedys. He was a Senator from CT. I became vice president and then served a four year term as president. While I was President, we had a short conflict known as Desert Storm. The objective of the U.S. and our allies was to get Saddam Hussein's troops out of Kuwait. The Iraqi army invaded Kuwait illegally.

Monica: You completed your objective, right?

GHWB: Yes. I've always had questions dogging me about why we didn't go all the way to Baghdad and take Saddam out. The reasons are that I did not have the coalition's support. The second is I didn't want the troops to get bogged down in an occupation of Iraq. The Republicans now paint me as a wimp

Monica: They may paint you that way, but God doesn't. He sees your decision as a very wise one, seeing what's happening with your son's war. His hanging of Saddam Hussein may make it worse for the soldiers there now.

GHWB: Saddam was no saint.

Monica: I didn't say he was. This just exposed America for the hypocracy it's been living. They put up with secret prisons, torture, kangaroo courts and lynchings in other countries. Americans would not put up the that kind of stuff here.

Monica: George, there is someone who would like to talk with you. Please don't waste this opportunity. Not everyone gets this opportunity.



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bumblebee1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-30-06 01:52 PM
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13. Prescott arrives
(Monica motions for Prescott to enter the room.)

Prescott: Hello George.

GHWB: Dad!! What are you doing here?

Prescott: I got a one day pass from heaven. I just needed to talk to you. Even though I've been dead since 1972, I can see what is going on with the family. From what I've seen, it's not been good. I wanted to see the Bush family become the powerful political dynasty just like the Kennedys. But thanks to your oldest son, that may never happen. Then again, Georgie could always f*ck a wet dream without trying too hard.

GHWB: I know, dad. He's blown more opportunities than most people get in a lifetime. He's a screwup.

Prescott: Yes, and he's yours and Barbara's screwup. I should have know this would happen. I put money before anything else with my involvement with being Hitler's banker during WWII. Then your involvement with Iran-Contra while Reagan's vice president. I knew you weren't out of the loop. We were lucky we were never tried and convicted for any of those crimes.

GHWB: Unfortunately, with money, power and privlege comes arrogance. Especially with the younger set. I've always wanted Jeb to run for president, not George. Jeb would have made a great president, but, he may never get the chance. The bush name is mud, thanks to my idiot son, George.

Prescott: Now, let's talk about something else. So, how's Jennifer Fitzgerald?

GHWB: Don't know. She was transferred to the State Dept when I became Vice President.

Prescott: I see the House is about to swear in their first ever woman Speaker. That Nancy Pelosi is one hot tomato. Barbara Boxer is also one fine looking woman.

(A newspaper hits Prescott in the head. He rubs the back of his head.)

Prescott: I'm sorry, Dorothy. Listen, George, I've gotta go. Please give Barbara my regards. I've always liked the way she would stand up to me.

GHWB: Bye, dad. Will do.
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dflprincess Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-30-06 08:21 PM
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14. Prescott is in Heaven????
n/t
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bumblebee1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-30-06 11:47 PM
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15. Yeah, I know.
Highly unlikely.
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