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kentuck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-29-06 10:45 AM
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My interview with George W Bush :
Edited on Fri Dec-29-06 10:52 AM by kentuck
Me: Mr. Bush, do you still believe you can create your own reality?

Bush: First of all, I am Mr. President to you, OK?

Me: Yes, Mr Bush, could you answer the question and we can quibble about your title later.

Bush: Just because I'm in a good mood today, I will let you continue. After all, they're hanging ol'
Saddam today. By the way, where'd you get that shirt? At Goodwill? Heh...heh..heh..

Me: Do you think the situation in Iraq will be better once Saddam is out of the way?

Bush: It doesn't matter...he was an evil man...he tried to kill my father.

Me: How long do you think it will be before Iraq has a "democracy"?

Bush: It doesn't matter...I'll probably be dead by then.

Me: Do you think there will be further attacks because of your decision to press for Saddam's
execution?

Bush: We are fighting them over there so we won't have to fight them over here. They want to kill us.
The "terrorists" want to spread their hate around the world.

Me: Can you just cut the crap! I'm leaving this interview. Goodbye.
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KKKarl is an idiot Donating Member (662 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-29-06 10:48 AM
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1. Too bad he will not be that honest
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spindrifter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-29-06 10:49 AM
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2. A very credible interview, except you
forgot the part where he made a comment about your attire and snickered. :evilgrin:
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kentuck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-29-06 10:53 AM
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5. fixed...
:)
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spindrifter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-29-06 01:42 PM
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7. Yup!
:thumbsup:
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ayeshahaqqiqa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-29-06 10:49 AM
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3. You hung on longer than I ever could
I think if I ever got close to him I would be doing all sorts of spiritual practices to fend off his vibes! If I could, I'd sprinkle a circle of salt around him, to try and contain his influence. But I'd probably be arrested for illegal use of condiments.
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dipsydoodle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-29-06 10:50 AM
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4. I'd have asked him
if it was simply coincicence that his surname is a four letter word with the same second letter as another four letter word which more aptly describes him.
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BushOut06 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-29-06 11:54 AM
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6. The one question that nobody will ever ask Bush, but should
"Mr. President - now that we've set a precedent for executing heads of state, are you concerned that if someday you are convicted of war crimes, that you could face a similiar fate?"
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