My interview with George W Bush :

[kentuck]

Me: Mr. Bush, do you still believe you can create your own reality?

Bush: First of all, I am Mr. President to you, OK?

Me: Yes, Mr Bush, could you answer the question and we can quibble about your title later.

Bush: Just because I'm in a good mood today, I will let you continue. After all, they're hanging ol'
Saddam today. By the way, where'd you get that shirt? At Goodwill? Heh...heh..heh..

Me: Do you think the situation in Iraq will be better once Saddam is out of the way?

Bush: It doesn't matter...he was an evil man...he tried to kill my father.

Me: How long do you think it will be before Iraq has a "democracy"?

Bush: It doesn't matter...I'll probably be dead by then.

Me: Do you think there will be further attacks because of your decision to press for Saddam's
execution?

Bush: We are fighting them over there so we won't have to fight them over here. They want to kill us.
The "terrorists" want to spread their hate around the world.

Me: Can you just cut the crap! I'm leaving this interview. Goodbye.

[KKKarl is an idiot]

1. Too bad he will not be that honest

[spindrifter]

2. A very credible interview, except you

forgot the part where he made a comment about your attire and snickered.

[kentuck]

5. fixed...

[spindrifter]

7. Yup!

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

3. You hung on longer than I ever could

I think if I ever got close to him I would be doing all sorts of spiritual practices to fend off his vibes! If I could, I'd sprinkle a circle of salt around him, to try and contain his influence. But I'd probably be arrested for illegal use of condiments.

[dipsydoodle]

4. I'd have asked him

if it was simply coincicence that his surname is a four letter word with the same second letter as another four letter word which more aptly describes him.

[BushOut06]

6. The one question that nobody will ever ask Bush, but should

"Mr. President - now that we've set a precedent for executing heads of state, are you concerned that if someday you are convicted of war crimes, that you could face a similiar fate?"