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BOSSHOG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-30-06 06:49 AM
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If the Lord has blessed you financially give me some of it
Ole don wildmon the grand poobah of American Family Radio is having his annual "Share-a-thon. It takes lots of money and its hard work to hate 24/7. If you hate gays, liberals, democrats, reporters, Nancy Pelosi, give ole don some money and he'll spread your hate to other "christians" over his airwaves.

My favorite quote, some yahoo was telling the christians how important it was for them to know what was going on or else you'll wake up one morning and read about a law being passed that "WE DON'T APPROVE OF." In other words fuck this freedom and democracy shit; give don money so we can continue to march towards a theocracy, misconstrue the founding fathers intent; Praise the Lord; can I get an Amen (and we take plastic, cash, checks, your daughters!!)
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Kindigger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-30-06 07:03 AM
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1. What's in it for me?
Edited on Thu Nov-30-06 07:04 AM by dragndust
Do I even get one of dem der prayer cloth thingies or anything?


Edited to add:

WooHoo! Post #666 Gonna be a great day LOL.
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BOSSHOG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-30-06 07:05 AM
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2. Yes my son
for a one hundred dollar donation you will receive a CD of christian christmas music praise the lord (per their radio show.) And brother don will be able to continue to spread the truth to you and your family with your most generous donation.
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Joe Bacon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-30-06 07:55 AM
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8. Who needs a cloth thingy when you got Ayn Rand, er, Jay-Zuss?
Yes siree, lay your hands on your computer monitor and feel the warmth of Doofy Don's sincerity. Aaaaaaa Mennnnnn!
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acmejack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-30-06 07:06 AM
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3. What do you think he'll do if I send him my $ 5500 Bill I just received?
Will he help me pay it? Lets share in hard times and good alike right Don? Don?
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BOSSHOG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-30-06 07:11 AM
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4. by god, that's what Jesus would do huh?
Ceptin old don has to replace some radio transmitters so's he can continue to spread the "truth."

Yeah, don I'm looking at a $3,000 bill for a new heat pump. Can ya spare a dime like a good christian would?
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Vinca Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-30-06 07:11 AM
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5. How do people get so dumb they actually send money?
I've got to come up with a stupid product to sell the fundies - Jesus popsicles or something.
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BOSSHOG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-30-06 07:13 AM
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6. Before noon
they had received more then 35 thousand dollars from the Gulfport area alone. As ole don said, "God don't need no ignorant christians." Delicious irony huh? If it weren't for their ignorance, don would have to get a real job.
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Vinca Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-30-06 07:16 AM
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7. That's amazing. I'd never even heard of the guy before your post.nt
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