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TechBear_Seattle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-07-06 03:20 PM
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What do you get when you cross President Bush with a cow patty?
Redundancy. :hi:

(Just trying to lighten the mood, I think we could use a laugh.)
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gfnrob Donating Member (551 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-07-06 03:21 PM
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1. What is your problem with cow patties?
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Burma Jones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-07-06 03:22 PM
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2. Hey, Cow Patties are Useful.......
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jilln Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-07-06 03:22 PM
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3. a degraded cow patty
or an upgraded Bush?
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Mizmoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-07-06 03:23 PM
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4. Don't be cruel to the cow patties
at least they are better looking. And smarter.
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BOSSHOG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-07-06 03:23 PM
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5. Guess what I herd?
Sheep.
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-07-06 03:24 PM
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6. I was going to say a crappy cow patty.
:shrug:
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Quantess Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-07-06 03:26 PM
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7. Here's a joke
What's the difference between Bush and a bucket of s***?

The bucket.

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pnorman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-07-06 03:26 PM
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8. INCEST?
n/t

pnorman
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longship Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-07-06 03:27 PM
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10. OMG!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Atman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-07-06 03:26 PM
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9. Just a bigger pile of shit
Actually, wouldn't Bush be more appropriately described as a cow FLOP?

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truthisfreedom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-07-06 03:28 PM
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11. a 5% increase in approval ratings?
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TechBear_Seattle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-07-06 03:42 PM
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15. Best answer yet!
:rofl:
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AtomicKitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-07-06 03:29 PM
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12. A dumbshit? No offense to the cow pie.
eom
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shain from kane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-07-06 03:30 PM
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13. Something udder than a clone.
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jedicord Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-07-06 03:31 PM
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14. Same sh_t, different day? n/t
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seabeyond Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-07-06 03:44 PM
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16. why do you hate cowpatties?
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windbreeze Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-07-06 04:34 PM
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17. uhhhh, a shithead???
couldn't resist...sorry..
wb
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TechBear_Seattle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-07-06 04:38 PM
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18. Like I said...
:rofl:
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lpbk2713 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-07-06 04:38 PM
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19. An arrogant and incompetent cow patty that can't be trusted.





And the cow that brought it into the world should disown it if it has any self respect.





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Nimrod2005 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-07-06 04:41 PM
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20. I was gonna say, Bushit...
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