How do republicans get evangelicals to go to the polls?

[BOSSHOG]

Promise them male prostitutes? I thoroughly enjoy these hypocritical bastards going down (so to speak.) Their hearts and heads are full of hate. Jesus Christ has a big old can of whupass just waiting for the current crop of the holier then thou crowd.

[Viva_La_Revolution]

1. fear

Gays and Muslims want to convert your unborn children and take away their guns!!!!

That's pretty much it.

[kurth]

2. Free meth

[Viva_La_Revolution]

4. ...

:spray:

[ChairmanAgnostic]

3. offers of meth and gay sex? dates with pages, or Gannon?

There are all sorts of ways to get them excited.

[Norquist Nemesis]

5. Schedule a prayer vigil

Then whip them into a frenzy!

[WCGreen]

6. I believe they actually give the leadership

stuff, like special access which increases their standing amongst the flock...

Also, money to organize GOTV stuff, contracts directed at certain family members...

Stuff like that...

In other words, stuff they give to other large supporters...

Of course they then lay out the party line to the faithful sprinkled with enough Fire, Brimstone, Damnation and Salvation to get the people fired-up for the Poll....