When does the 'Attack on Christmas' begin?

[blueinindiana]

Isn't it time for the right wing pundits to start crying about how Liberals are forcing Christ out of Christmas. How the nasty atheist schools are teaching satanism to their kids instead of the good book? I mean it is time people so all you right wing lurkers start you crying about Christmas. Those nasty retailers hate Christmas so much they stretch it out over months instead of just December.


ATTN Right Wing Nut Jobs!

You don't belly ache when Halloween is stripped out of school. Oh yeah that Satan's night!

You can pray in school u can worship a cucumber if you want you just cant disrupt the class. You can say Merry Christmas all you want and no one is going to arrest you.

Last but not least Jesus was not born on the 25th of December the same is true about easter. Those two holidays where put there to quash paganism.

So actually you are celebrating paganism more than the birth of Jesus.

But you don't care anyone who thinks Fox news is news deserves to Stay ignorant!

[sam sarrha]

1. day after thanks givng

[Debau2005]

2. My non-profit

I am the president of a non-profit therapeutic riding center. Our fight has started. We have one board member that refers to our end of year party as the "Christmas" party, I of course, change it to "Holiday" party. It drives her insane! :evilgrin:

I may just have to ask her if she is going to include some Pagan symbols in her Holiday celebrations! Being that I am a Pagan, I think I can reasonably ask that question...

[turbo_satan]

3. IMMEDIATELY, unless Xmas proves it has disposed of its WMD

[orpupilofnature57]

4. It just did?

[ima_sinnic]

5. I'm armed and ready!! I have Happy Holiday cards! (nt)

[Lefty48197]

6. Formal etiquette says it should start after Thanksgiving Day

but lately, the war on Christmas has been starting earlier and earlier. Pretty soon, the War on Christmas will start right after the War on Christianity (Halloween)

[A Simple Game]

10. I was in a few stores yesterday, the aisles that were devoted

to halloween, are being converted to Christmas.

Let the battles begin!!

[noahmijo]

7. Christmas never belonged to Christ to begin with

Christians hijacked what was once the Winter Solstice,


Nobody but the Pagans can lay claim to the origins of the holiday.

[CatholicEdHead]

8. It has started already

It has been brought up from time to time on Faux News over the past month or two. I guess Labor Day or even the 4th of July is the kickoff time for it.

[Chipper Chat]

9. November8th on Bill O'lieley.

The first salvo to dilute the effect of the GOP losses.

[eppur_se_muova]

11. Well, I heard my first Christmas carols yesterday, so why not start the war already? nt

[rpannier]

12. I think it'll begin after the election

When the pukes get slaughtered the culture warriors will begin harping on the evils of "sehk-u-luhr" humanism.

[Tyo]

13. Right after Thanksgiving. There is just too much to do.

We had a dynamite Satanist orgy on Halloween and I'm still recovering from that so I haven't had much time to focus. Man some of those demon dudes are HOT!

Then there is Thanksgiving to think about. Gotta start sneaking those one-bite-and-you-turn-into-a-Birkenstock-Liberal tofu turkeys into the frozen food case. Then I can focus on the war on Christmas. In the meantime I haven't even started on my third quarter quota for destroying marriages and seducing NASCAR dads as dictated by the Homosexual Agenda.

And then there is New Years Day to plan. Group sex followed mimosas, coffee, blintzes, and scrambled eggs with Northumberland sausage probably. God I love the Holidays.

[AtomicKitten]

14. When the tryptophan kicks in on Thanksgiving

[Doctor_J]

15. it's over. we won

it is now illegal to say "merry christmas"

[tinfoil tiaras]

16. I've already been preparing my arsenal

for this year's "War on Christmas"...got some stuff like Jesus saying "love thy neighbor", "turn the other cheek", the fact that hell isn't mentioned in the bible...all that good stuff. :evilgrin: