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Jeffersons Ghost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-21-06 11:58 AM
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THIS WILL MAKE YOU SMILE and show ex-Republican voters a new "way"
Everywhere I look on TV, I see Republican desperation, so I've created a slightly modified version of some great Paul Simon lyrics to show their ex-voters the way out of this mess.

50 Ways To Leave Your PARTY



The problem is all inside their head, it seems to me
The answer is easy, when they face life fearlessly
Id like to help them, in their struggle to be free
There must be fifty ways to leave your party

I said Iraq is just the first stop; a prelude
Furthermore, it's not just your party...
that's lost and getting screwed
But it's all of us, as a few are stealing crude
There must be fifty ways to leave your party
Fifty ways to leave your party

You just take a look... at Jack


Check out their scam-plan


You dont need to be coy, Roy
Representative ROY Blunt's Ties To The Special Interests Including Jack Abramoff!
"Blunt (R-MI) is notorious for his ties to the special interests in Washington. His behavior has proven embarrassing to fellow members of the GOP caucus on more than one occasion." http://www.firedupamerica.com/royspecialinterests


Just get yourself free
DeLay Ethics Allegations Now Cause of GOP Concern

By Mike Allen
Washington Post Staff Writer
Monday, March 14, 2005

House Majority Leader Tom DeLay (R-Tex.) has dismissed questions about his ethics as partisan attacks, but revelations last week about his overseas travel and ties to lobbyists under investigation have emboldened Democrats and provoked worry among Republicans.

With some members increasingly concerned that DeLay had left himself vulnerable to attack, several Republican aides and lobbyists said for the first time that they are worried about whether he will survive and what the consequences could be for the party's image.

Despite questions about his ethics, Tom DeLay receives a warm welcome in Sugar Land, Tex., where he once ran a pest-control business. At least six Republicans have recently said they are worried about the allegations. http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A32389-20...


Hop on the bus, Gus
Busansky on Scandal, GUS Bilirakis on Beach
Phyllis Busansky jumps on the Democratic bandwagon calling for a crackdown on the "Foley Five." She also questions where Gus Bilirakis -- her GOP opponent -- stands on the furor over the groups response to Foleys alleged improprieties:

Gus Bilirakis has deep and lucrative ties to the Foley Five close to $100,000 to date. Gus Bilirakis needs to break his ties with Speaker Hastert and company. He needs to join me in calling for a full and thorough investigation of the Foley Five and in demanding Congressman Reynolds resignation. http://blogs.tampabay.com/buzz/2006/10/busansky_on_sca....


You dont need to discuss much


Just drop off the key, Lee

White House "Call Boy" Scandal: Forgotten White House Male Prostitution Scandal
RNC CALLS SCANDAL A 'TRAGIC SITUATION'
George Archibald and Paul M. Rodriguez The Washington Times; Friday, June 30, 1989
Republican and conservative political leaders reacted cautiously yesterday to a report in The Washington Times that key Reagan and Bush administration officials are ensnared in a federal probe of homosexual prostitution.

Rep. Barney Frank, Massachusetts Democrat and a self-proclaimed homosexual who several weeks ago threatened to reveal a list of Republican homosexuals in Congress, said he was "not surprised" by the revelations.
"There's no reason for cleaning anybody out (of office because they used homosexual prostitutes)," said Leslie Goodman, a spokeswoman for Republican National Committee Chairman Lee Atwater. http://www.hereinreality.com/callboy.html


And get yourself free


It doesn't grieve me, to see them in such pain
Maybe Clinton oral sex... would make them smile again
They appreciated that: and now hope we will explain
About the fifty ways

I say why dont your Reps. sleep with their spouse tonight?
And I believe that in the morning, the news can claim they're acting right
And then maybe, they'll kiss their candidates good-night
Then I realized, most of their Reps. are taking flight
There must be fifty ways to leave your party
Fifty ways to leave your party
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WillyT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-21-06 01:35 PM
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1. Big Smile Here !!! - K & R !!!
:bounce: :yourock: :bounce:
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Jeffersons Ghost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-21-06 09:15 PM
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3. I'm glad you enjoyed it Willy. I'll be GRAPHIC INTENSIVE as elections near
I'll be doing more lyrics/graphic combos leading up the Nov 7th... Some say, "a picture speaks a thousand words."
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hwmnbn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-21-06 05:17 PM
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2. Now you've done it!....
I can't get that song out of my head!!

:grr:
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LeftishBrit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-22-06 06:42 AM
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4. That is brilliant!!!
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Jeffersons Ghost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-22-06 01:43 PM
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6. well, maybe not "brilliant" but thanks for the kick and ALL the votes....
I hope it made ALL of you smile
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Joanne98 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-22-06 11:03 AM
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5. Send it to the Huffington post. Good job. K&R!
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