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BR_Parkway Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 08:08 PM
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Dear Fundie - you've been fucked
There, is that plain enough for you to read and understand?


You were promised:



  • The Rapture - but Lebanon stopped before it could happen

  • George W Bush was a man of God - but follows every idea that goes against what Jesus taught

  • Gays would never "threaten marriage" - but the 2 and 3 times married Congress who promised you went back on their word

  • Christians would rise up and remake USA in their image - but all you got was Bill O'Reilly's War on Christmas (almost time for the next round)

  • 10 Commandments in every school and courthouse - by Congressmen who couldn't even recite them

  • Politicians who promised to wipe out the homo menace to your children - but turned out to be too turned on by it and addicted to the power they hold to bother with any thoughts for the children.

  • Outrage over Janet's breast on national TV - but got 24/7 coverage describing how Congressman asked underage boys how they masturbate and how well endowed they are (best not let the kiddies near the nightly news for a while)


Face it - they lied to you. Just to get your vote and your money. They didn't care one thing about you, beyond your usefullness.

You've been used and abused, just like the TV preacher who threatens you with hell and brimstone if you don't send in enough money, then gets caught with a hooker.

And you know what? Jesus himself told you to expect this. Go back and take a look. In fact, let's designate November 7 as a National Day of Prayer and Reflection. Stay at home that day, think about where you've been taken astray. Ask God to give you guidance over the next couple years to keep your mind open to His teaching about taking care of the poor and downtrodden, about doing unto others, about wolves in sheeps clothing leading you down a path that God didn't want you on. Stay home all day, no radio, no TV and just pray. Pray for the new leaders of our country in getting us off the path we never should have gone on. Pray for the people all over the world who are suffering under the policies of this mis-Administration.

Pray for peace, pray for wisdom. Just stay at home and pray.
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yourout Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 08:10 PM
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1. I prefer...."you've been punked"
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lostnfound Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 09:45 PM
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11. I do too, and it's a fine piece of writing that ought to be passed on
to a very wide audience.
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NEOBuckeye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-10-06 05:45 PM
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23. OWNED sounds best n/t
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blm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 08:10 PM
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2. Ain't it the truth.
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Stinky The Clown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 08:16 PM
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3. Nov 7, a day of national prayer and seclusion. Great idea.
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bluerum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 08:20 PM
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4. Birds of a feather,,,,,,,,,,,,
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salinen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 08:21 PM
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5. Must you use that awful word?
Dear. hehe
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BoneDaddy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-10-06 12:06 PM
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20. What word
Fundie???
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Synnical Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 08:22 PM
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6. Right up, well you know where n/t
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 08:34 PM
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7. short, concise and to the point.
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BR_Parkway Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 08:59 PM
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8. I was writing to sheep, tried to keep the words short, simple and
easy to understand
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Hepburn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 09:16 PM
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9. Too funny...
...they may UNDERSTAND the word, but I doubt if they DO the word!

Maybe that is the problem with the fundies? They need to get laid??

:evilgrin:
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BR_Parkway Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-10-06 10:57 AM
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16. They do the word, with the lights off, for procreation only
and then there are those who have all sorts of sinful thoughts and feel the need to get laws passed to prevent themselves from ever acting on their thoughts
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Olney Blue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 09:35 PM
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10. K and R for the National Day of Prayer and Reflection, Nov 7.
In a special session of the GOP congress, they have agreed to let you all vote on Nov 8. O8)
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BlueEyedSon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 10:01 PM
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12. Useful idiots in the class war
:(
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oc2002 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-11-06 10:40 AM
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30. yep. they are just being used, and ignored.

but will they ever vote for a democrat, nope.
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Chomp Donating Member (602 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 10:18 PM
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13. Good one...kick
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Synnical Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 10:56 PM
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14. Mind if I adopt this into a local LTTE?
-Cindy in Fort Lauderdale
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BR_Parkway Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-10-06 10:58 AM
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17. Feel free - obviously some words would have to be made fit for
print
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Synnical Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-11-06 12:15 AM
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25. Yeah, I know, thanks.
You've inspired me. :)

-Cindy in Fort Lauderdale
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YOY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-10-06 09:33 AM
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15. Better yet, don't pray: THINK!
Think for yourself for one miserable moment in your pathetic-pseudo-passive-aggressive-hypocritical-insular-ignorant lives.

THINK!
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KansDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-10-06 11:03 AM
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18. George W. Bush: Born-Again Christian

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BR_Parkway Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-10-06 11:13 AM
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19. the perfect picture to put with this, thank you
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RobertSeattle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-10-06 02:38 PM
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21. I'd add the GOP "Loves" Abortion
They don't want to end it - they love abortion - as an issue. It's the wedge that keeps on wedging!

GOP ♥ Abortion
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BR_Parkway Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-10-06 03:16 PM
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22. The same with all things Gay, great for them to pound for dollars
and votes, but never to really make go away.
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threadkillaz Donating Member (453 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-10-06 07:01 PM
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24. Only sinners need church
It seems.
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-11-06 12:20 AM
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26. Bravo.
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Erika Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-11-06 12:20 AM
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27. Fantastic post. Pray for forgiveness for being mislead by W
Couldn't have put it better.

Kicked and recommended.
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Joe Bacon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-11-06 12:54 AM
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28. How could you forget Bush's Farting?
That's a real man of Gawd for you...William S Burrough's Talking Asshole comes to life :evilgrin:
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oc2002 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-11-06 10:39 AM
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29. You need to post that at some fundie sites where they will see it.

They sure as heck will not see it here, and you may want to take out any bad words too.
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