bush to relocate White House to New Orleans

[welshTerrier2]

In a stunning disclosure today, President bush announced that he was rolling up his shirtsleeves and personally "getting into this thing."

"I can't be expected to do all the mopping and drying out from Washington, D.C.", said a determined President bush.

Weather permitting, construction on the new White House is expected to begin immediately.

"What these little colored people down here need is some hope and some courage and I'm just the guy to give it to them. When the next big one is coming ashore, I'm going to take a camera crew with me down to those levees and stand right up on top of them and do some fishing. Americans want to see that their President is going to stand up to these terrorist hurricanes."

While bodies are still being plucked from what remains of much of the housing, the President found some positive signs of renewal in the Big Easy. "We've already gotten most of the casinos up and running; the rest is just gravy."

Area residents, many of them still living in temporary, out-of-state housing, could not be reached for comment.

[Debi]

1. Until September 11th where he will set up HQ in New York

with a satellite office at the Pentagon and vacation home on a field in PA.

[JeffR]

2. Post of the day!

:applause:

[Lowell]

3. And we thought he didn't have a plan

this is great. Gotta kick.