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NanceGreggs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-20-06 08:07 PM
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GUDBYE DU FROM GWBUSH
(A little Sunday night 'insider' fun for my DU brethren - NanceGreggs)

GUDBYE DU!!! (posted by GWBUSH)

When I first started posting here, I thought I wuld be able to edjumacate some of you librul anti-Americuns, but apparently you refuse to learn from anybody, including yur C-in-C (and no that does not stand for Chimp-in-Charge or any of yur other sayins about me)

I cant tell yu how many times I have started threds that NEVER wind up on the Home front page, but when the same news is posted by somebody else, there it is for all to see. If I am the one actually TELLING the latest breaking lie and makin up the news, how cum somebody else ALWAYS gets the credit? Yeh, go figure THAT one out, why dont yu?

Time after time, I tried to plant some good news stuff about Irack in the Media Forum and how good its all going, and I get flamed and asked if I am an idiot WHICH I AM NOT!

Its the same when I put something in the Economy form, when I just get tole how bad the economy is and people getting there jobs sent oversees, with statistics and numbers all over the place to show its fuzzy math and me being the one who INVENTED fuzzy math. How dose THAT work, I ask yu?!

I have put all kinds of gud stuff in my jurnal too and not one of yu bastids has ever evun gone to it AND DONT THINK I DONT KNOW THAT TO! It has some of my best speachs there and yud think SOMEBODY wuld want to reed what GREAT SPEECHERY is all about!!! Butt NO!! because yu are all to busy makin fun of me to reed something that mite be GUD FOR YU!

I am also tired of reeding things about my wife (WHOS NAME IS NOT PICKLES!) and my mother who IS THE BEST mother in the world and if yu dont believe me, just ask my daddy who STILL LOVES HER even tho she is ugly and a pain in the ass!!!

And dont think I dont see those threds about Merry Fitzmas either, because I DO! Yu will all be laughin out of the other side of yur two faces when yu find out that SCUTER LIBBY and the rest of the lawbreakers in my office GET OFF SCOT FREE even tho they are all as guilty AS SIN!!! Me and my friends will get the LAST HEH HEH out of this one, yu betcha!!

I also see that some people get stars on there names and NOT ONCE did I get a singal STAR from anybody, and why shuld I have to pay for my own when YU GUYS OWE IT TO ME to give me one for FREE because I DESERV IT MORE THAN ALL OF YU put together!

The nother problem is that yu DU people dont take anything serious, even when it is. I seen so many threds that say, right up front, This is HUGH!11! This is SERIES!1!, which are always followed by those little pitchers of people drinking toast and laffing all over the floor. The war on terrur is REAL WHY ARE YU PEEPLE LAFFING ALL THE TIME WHEN IT GETS MENSHUNED?

The biggest reason I am leeving, tho, is the adminz here who always lock my threds and delete them when I try to make all of yu awares of what is going on in this country, like the fact that terraists are EVRYWHERE and yu make fun of that at yur own PERUL!

Even the DU Longue treets me like crap everytime I go there. I posted gud stuff on lots of threds, like Put A Boot Up Yur Ass in the Best Videos of All Times thred, and all I got was more pitchers of people laughing on floors, and a few pitchers of people picking their noze, which I think is SO NOT funny!

I have tride to follow all the rules here, but still I get called names and deleted on a regular basis with no explaining as to what was wrong. I tole my friend about this sight (KKKROVE), and he got tombstoned on his first post number 1 and that dont seem very fare or friendly TO ME!

I also dont appreshiate seeing myself photochopped all over the place, with pitchers of me fishin in New Arleens while people was drownin because everybody knows I was playing that guitar in Californya when those people was drownin, SO THERE!

I also am tired of seeing pitchers of me with brueses and red noses when I fall down thru no fault of my own, and everybody here just jumps to the conclushun that I am drunk or something which I am NOT DRUNK OR TAKIN DRUGS, no matter how many times yu people say it.

I also never once made it to the Gratest Page which dont seem rite being as I am the gratest poster ever on this sight, and have more knowledge about what goes on in the WH than anybody here or anywhere on the internetz. Wuldnt yu just LOVE to know what Dick and Kenny-Boy talked about in those secret meetings, or how much money Hallibut really made IN THE LAST WEEK ALONE? Wel, I bet yu wood, but now yull never know because yu have all dissed me for the LAST TIME EVER!

I hope yur all happy with discussin yur stooped theories about how dum I am and cant reed or anything, because you wont have GWBUSH to kick around anymore!

And just BTW, there is nobody named Agent Mike who is looking at this sight, so STOP saying hello to him. His name is AGENT FRANK and it just goes to show that yu Duers arent smart like yu think yu are and know everything!

Well I have HAD IT with all of yu here! I am goin back to postin on the nother sight where I will be appreshiated for my opinions and people believe whatever I say no matter how stoopid or insane it is, and I am reveired as a president shuld be NO MATTER IF HE IS CRAZY AND EVRYBODY KNOWS IT!!!

So gudbye DU and dont let democrasy hit me in the ASS on the way out the DOOR!!!


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Wheezy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-20-06 08:13 PM
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1. Wooo-hoooooT!
That's as gud as some gyno-lovin', fer as I'm corncerned.
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JeffR Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-20-06 08:17 PM
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2. Please stay, George!
Don't let the rantings of "a few bad apples" make you abandon DU. DU wouldn't exist without you.

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MethuenProgressive Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-20-06 08:35 PM
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3. Please stay, Mr. Presidunce!
Edited on Sun Aug-20-06 08:37 PM by MethuenProgressive
Yor insites, diewrecktily frum the WhiteHowse, wud be mor thin welcum! Stay the coors, George! Keap onna postin' here at DU!

(an' tell Agint Mike that buzzin on my fone is gittin louda)
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Gregorian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-20-06 08:50 PM
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4. It isn't your fault you were raised by a snapping tortoise.
All that hard work caught up with you, I guess.
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Viva_La_Revolution Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-20-06 08:57 PM
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5. What brought this on Nance?
I'm thinking I missed something...

:rofl:


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NanceGreggs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-20-06 09:22 PM
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8. Just thought we could all use ...
... a little :rofl: tonight!

GWB has become SUCH a joke, it doesn't even seem real that he is actually in office!
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Gman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-20-06 09:04 PM
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6. Bob Boudelang? Is that you?
How did you get NanceGregg's password? And what have you done with her?
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badgerpup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-20-06 09:31 PM
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9. You too, eh?
Me thought I heard echoes of "Mr. Equal Time" there... :rofl:

:applause: :toast: to NanceGreggs, a REAL :patriot:


Is there a nose-picking icon in the Smilies lookup table? I haven't seen it...
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-20-06 09:55 PM
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10. Bush is *not* a dry-drunk, bloodthirsty, brain-dead moran!
So stop saying that!
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RonHack Donating Member (100 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 10:32 AM
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18. Yuh!!!
He's a wet-drunk, drug-sniffin' muderous, bloodthirsty, genocidal, brain-dead, moronic, Constitution-trampling, law-breaking war criminal.

I'm glad Canuckistanian caught that error; I hate to see Chimpy Clown be misrepresented.
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OwnedByFerrets Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-20-06 09:18 PM
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7. Thank you for
getting me to smile, even chuckle. You are the best Nance. No, I mean it, you are the best! :thumbsup:
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ejbr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 07:44 AM
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11. Shit! Shit Shit! Shit! SHIT!
Had I known the preznit was a member of DU and reading threads, I would have REALLY posted some obnoxious comments! Since this is my last (and only) chance to address the Decider, I would like to send him off with a hearty FUCK YOU FUCKFACE!!! ahhh...now, I feel better. (I hope the NSA doesn't take this out of context. Really, I don't)
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TerdlowSmedley Donating Member (463 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 08:28 AM
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12. Aha, just as I suspected. Bob Boudelang IS George W. Bush!
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 08:57 AM
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13. OMG, this is HUGH!!1
Are you fucking series? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :popcorn:
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Harry Monroe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 08:58 AM
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14. Good riddance asshole...
...buh, bye!!!

Is "Nance Greggs" just a pseudonym??? You've gotta be a syndicated columnist. Hope you drop your cover one day. If you are not a syndicated columnist, you should be. You're as good or better sometimes as Maureen Dowd or Molly Ivins (unless you ARE one of them!!)

Bravo Nance (if that is your REAL name!!) Keep up the good fight and keep givin' it to 'em with both barrels!!!!
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IWantAChange Donating Member (974 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 09:16 AM
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16. just in time
because if this Administration had any more free reign this kind of free speech forum will be severely curtailed in the relative near future. Just in case I made a hard copy to pass on to future generations. Nance - u r the absolute best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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JeffR Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 10:55 AM
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20. Dare to compare:
Molly:


Maureen:


Nance:


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Harry Monroe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 12:00 PM
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21. OK, I'm convinced...
...but Nance should be writing professionally!!!
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SofaKingLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 09:12 AM
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15. Does Karl know you're using the Internet unsupervised?
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jeanarrett Donating Member (813 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 09:37 AM
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17. All the money that "Hallibut" made. . .
To GD funny!

:rofl:
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RonHack Donating Member (100 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 10:40 AM
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19. I didn't buy this in a minute.......
... this "GWBUSH" is far more articulate than the real deal.

Nice try, Nance. :nuke:
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FrenchieCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 12:45 PM
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22. Well....GO! Just GO and sit in the corner!!
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JRob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 12:49 PM
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23. I know this is funny, but for some reason I can't laugh anymore...
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electropop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 01:35 PM
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24. Brilliant!
Beautiful work, Nance!

me laffin all over the floor: :rofl:
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tomreedtoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 05:56 PM
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25. Goodbye, badly written parody!
Perhaps the person who wrote you can find something better to do with her time than make the most obvious jokes about Bush's mannerisms. After all, for the longest time, the Republicans enjoyed them as the "human foibles" of their man, the same way that they chortled over Lyndon Johnson's Texas affectations, or Harry Truman's piano playing.

Only now, the Republicans are realizing how really, really awful Bush is, and the joke has ceased to be funny. I dunno. Maybe there was a point when Bush parodies became really unfunny - something you could mathematically calculate, like perhaps 2000 dead Americans in the war, or the thousandth Katrina victim, or something.
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