I can not think of a better way of improving the appearance of Bi-Partisanship moving forward than to bring to the attention of readers at DU an effort by a great super uber-patriot "Jesus' General." Through the General's generous efforts his wife has come up with a wonderful idea, "Patriot Pampies."
Proudly wearing the Dark Stain of Valor
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As a suggestion for product improvement maybe "Patriot Pampies" can be colored red, white and blue and made to look like a flag. (There is no flag desecration when a patriot is involved, so stop saying that.) When soiled it could play a tune? One can think of all the 'real' patriots humming along as the tunes play on!
Here is an idea whose time has come. Imagine NeoCon's can hum the tunes as they soil themselves. It is now time for DU to come to the aid of the party and help out.
Imagine the fear mongers at Faux Mews soiling themselves trying to show support for shrub and Co.