so, it's obvious bush lost the war on terror....these friggin' terrorists

[Gato Moteado]

...only have to write the word "bomb" on a barf bag in a plane and it gets diverted or grounded. there's hardly anything left you can carry on to a flight because your hairgel could be dangerous.

how can you win a war you've created when the other side doesn't have to even lift a finger to strike fear into your people? how can that bode well for the repukes on '06?

[HysteryDiagnosis]

1. Watch the stock markets for

Gondolas.... they may come back in style... I mean, how far could you fall really... plus the water would break your fall.

[Jackpine Radical]

3. But what about the bomb-implanted sharks?

Palestinian Piranhas?
Muslim mackerals?
Wahhabi walleyes?
Jihadist jellyfish?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. The terr'ists don't even need bombs any more. Or snakes.

We go into pants-wetting mode every time some swarthy-looking dude shows up on a plane with a tube of toothpaste. Be afraid, American pantywaists. Be very afraid.

[Gato Moteado]

4. it's crazy.......

...and it's only going to get worse. the fuckin repukes ushered this in.