NEW: "Far Left Jeans!!!!"

[Sparkly]

Show YOUR political fashion sense with Far-Left Jeans! Embroidered with the radical “Far-Left” label on the far-left pocket, Far-Left Jeans let you show your superior conscience at “Left,” “Liberal,” “Democratic” and other Repug-Lite rallies, political events, fundraisers, marches, protests, and conventions.

You don’t waste your time on politicians who don’t meet the standards of your conscience, so why waste your money on them? Spend both on the things that really matter: labels!

We can’t promise Far-Left Jeans will make your ass look any better (except to certain other asses, like runway darlings Ralph Nader and Ramsey Clarke). But they WILL show that you happen to care about bloodshed and death, injustice and poverty, PNAC warmongering and neo-con greed – unlike everyone else!

And while Far-Left jeans may be manufactured by children in impoverished countries working for pennies under egregious conditions, providing obscene profits for corporations who’ve outsourced jobs for cheap labor and tax evasion, we at Far-Left Jeans promise we will NEVER compromise our principles by electing Dino’s who might do something about it, just because they happen to have a “D” next to their name!!

Far-Left Jeans... Because LABELS are what matter.

[last1standing]

1. Thanks for spreading the disunity.

That's exactly what we need right now.

[Sparkly]

2. LOL

Boy, did YOU miss the point!!

[last1standing]

4. I must have.

because it still sounds like you're making fun of the left wing of the party. Please let me know if I'm wrong about that.

[Sparkly]

5. You're wrong about that. nt

[JuniperLea]

3. Too funny!

Yes, labels are what matters in a dysfunctional world.

I remember ripping the labels off my jeans in high school. Non-conformity begins at home.

[MrBenchley]

6. LOL!

Good one!

[Eric J in MN]

7. What DINOs act against outsourcing...

...and internatioanl child labor?

[Sparkly]

8. The warmongering ones!!

Order now and receive a free pair of authentic 1960s lovebeads!!

[citizen snips]

9. What the Fuck?

[RiffRandell]

10. I'll buy a pair!

But only if the $$$ goes to Rick Sanitarium!

[Sparkly]

11. You betcha!!

Look for our new "green-label" line -- limited time offer!!

[RiffRandell]

12. Kick it!

I can't believe more people don't want to wear them!

[Sparkly]

13. Act now and we'll throw in a free black-light poster

AND the 60s love beads!

Show those Repug-lite "Liberals" that you take pride in your intolerance of tolerance!!

At Far-Left Jeans, "Big Tent" is a plus-size line, not an excuse for accepting fascist "moderates!"

[RiffRandell]

14. You are fucking cracking me up!

I cannot stop laughing!