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Sparkly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 08:37 PM
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NEW: "Far Left Jeans!!!!"
Show YOUR political fashion sense with Far-Left Jeans! Embroidered with the radical Far-Left label on the far-left pocket, Far-Left Jeans let you show your superior conscience at Left, Liberal, Democratic and other Repug-Lite rallies, political events, fundraisers, marches, protests, and conventions.

You dont waste your time on politicians who dont meet the standards of your conscience, so why waste your money on them? Spend both on the things that really matter: labels!

We cant promise Far-Left Jeans will make your ass look any better (except to certain other asses, like runway darlings Ralph Nader and Ramsey Clarke). But they WILL show that you happen to care about bloodshed and death, injustice and poverty, PNAC warmongering and neo-con greed unlike everyone else!

And while Far-Left jeans may be manufactured by children in impoverished countries working for pennies under egregious conditions, providing obscene profits for corporations whove outsourced jobs for cheap labor and tax evasion, we at Far-Left Jeans promise we will NEVER compromise our principles by electing Dinos who might do something about it, just because they happen to have a D next to their name!!

Far-Left Jeans... Because LABELS are what matter.
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last1standing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 08:40 PM
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1. Thanks for spreading the disunity.
That's exactly what we need right now.
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Sparkly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 08:42 PM
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2. LOL
Boy, did YOU miss the point!!
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last1standing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 08:44 PM
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4. I must have.
because it still sounds like you're making fun of the left wing of the party. Please let me know if I'm wrong about that.
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Sparkly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 08:46 PM
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5. You're wrong about that. nt
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JuniperLea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 08:43 PM
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3. Too funny!
Yes, labels are what matters in a dysfunctional world.

I remember ripping the labels off my jeans in high school. Non-conformity begins at home.
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MrBenchley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 08:50 PM
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6. LOL!
Good one!
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Eric J in MN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 08:54 PM
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7. What DINOs act against outsourcing...
...and internatioanl child labor?
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Sparkly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 08:57 PM
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8. The warmongering ones!!
Order now and receive a free pair of authentic 1960s lovebeads!!
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citizen snips Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 08:57 PM
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9. What the Fuck?
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RiffRandell Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 09:02 PM
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10. I'll buy a pair!
Edited on Thu Aug-03-06 09:04 PM by CrabbyPatty
But only if the $$$ goes to Rick Sanitarium!
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Sparkly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 09:06 PM
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11. You betcha!!
Look for our new "green-label" line -- limited time offer!!
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RiffRandell Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 10:30 PM
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12. Kick it!
I can't believe more people don't want to wear them!
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Sparkly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 10:54 PM
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13. Act now and we'll throw in a free black-light poster
AND the 60s love beads!

Show those Repug-lite "Liberals" that you take pride in your intolerance of tolerance!!

At Far-Left Jeans, "Big Tent" is a plus-size line, not an excuse for accepting fascist "moderates!"
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RiffRandell Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 11:00 PM
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14. You are fucking cracking me up!
I cannot stop laughing!
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