Only one GOPer in this run-in was wearing a chicken suit

[Rose Siding]

Feathers flew Friday in downtown Chattanooga when a volunteer for U.S. Senate candidate Bob Corker says he was hit by a car driven by a man in a chicken suit who had been heckling the candidate....

There's another side of the story, according to the campaign of rival candidate Ed Bryant.

The man in the chicken suit, a Bryant supporter, may press charges against Shannon for "physically assaulting his car," Bryant campaign manager Michael Luethy said.
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The driver, who still had the full chicken suit on when he ran afoul of the law, crossed the road and zoomed away, Shannon said.

http://tennessean.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060715/NEWS0206/607150341/1016/NEWS02

Corker and Bryant are vying to face Harold Ford. He's so scared.

[LastDemocratInSC]

1. Oh, I just can't stand it and have to say it before anyone else does ...

Why did the man in the full chicken suit cross the road?

[pepperbear]

2. Oh, snap! n/t

[drm604]

3. Because he ran a-fowl of the law! n/t

[n2doc]

4. To escape from the Army recruiter! n/t

[skids]

5. "Bushbot Chicken"? n/t

[yellowcanine]

6. I am so glad the adult party is in charge. I hope Ford is smart enough to

just sit back and let the feathers fly, so to speak.

"The guy lunged into the windshield with his elbow" as he was trying to drive away, Luethy said

Did you see that? The guy run into my car with his elbow as I was driving!!!