Michelle Malkin plays catch-up with bony soulless hate-monger Ann Coulter

[Human Torch]

Every time...every time without fail that Ann Coulter drops an "outrage bomb," Michelle Malkin is two steps behind with a pitiful attempt to get a little of that spotlight on her own ass. Michelle reads DU...she frequently quotes what she sees here...so if you're reading this, Michelle, grow the fuck UP. It's your right, as an American, to live in the warmth and safety of Ann Coulter's colon. Can you do better? Maybe not. Maybe you're at a career peak, and it's all downhill from here.



Malkin: Boo Freaking Hoo

Malkin was on The O'Reilly Factor discussing Gitmo and Coulter with the type of liberal that is best not heard from. When Michelle talked about the Gitmo Suicides her reaction was---and the answer is? Here's a clue. O'Reilly was pretty stunned himself.

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Malkin: and really, the reaction to the suicides should be, "Boo-freakin-hoo."

O'Reilly: Well, I don't know about that. I don't want anybody, you know, killing themselves, but I do believe it was a political statement...

Malkin: Exactly.

O'Reilly: If I were in Guantanamo Bay, and I couldn't get out and these guys will never get out, believe me...I might commit suicide too.

It's funny when she criticises Ann Coulter because she's a Coulter wannabe. Michelle came out against Coulter and her rant against the 9/11 widows because she's a mother of two children after all. That sure didn't stop her from printing Cindy Sheehan's divorce papers as soon as she could to smear her, but what the heck-Cindy only lost one son.

http://www.crooksandliars.com/2006/06/13.html#a8702

[Kikosexy2]

1. Michele...

is just a suckee,suckee..me..last long time...wench...Once a street-walker always a street-walker..

[wtmusic]

2. I love it when O'Reilly gets all sentimental like that...

he's just a big Teddy Bear Nazi!

[AtomicKitten]

3. skank on skank action

on edit: What the hell are feeshies?

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

4. Does this person pretend to be a Christian

like so many rwingers? Has she ever read the Sermon on the Mount? Has she ever read that we are to love our enemies?

[GrumpyGreg]

5. So I gotta love Bush and Cheney and Rummie and Coulter and---

Well,you get the idea.

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

8. Yes, you do

but that means love their soul, not their actions. It is the hardest of spiritual practices, I find. I have done it with personal enemies (a man who tried to get me fired from a job by lying to my boss)--in that case, it literally took several years to get over the hard feelings I had for the man. But if you harbor hate for anyone, it eats you up inside-it is for your own health, if for nothing else, that it is a good idea to try and transmute hate and ill feelings you have of another.

[GrumpyGreg]

11. It IS hard,especially for me. Thanks for your insight.

[Skittles]

6. MS. MALKIN YOU ARE A PATHETIC BUSH WHORE

QUOTE ME PLEASE

[Human Torch]

10. She really does stalk this site.

I don't go to her site on a regular basis, because...let's face it...she's a one-note solo.

When Neil Young did that on "Cinnamon Girl," it was groundbreaking. When she does it, it's pathetic.

But she does read DU on a regular basis, because quotes show up on her site, so I hope...I really, really do hope...that she quotes you, my friend.

:patriot:

[Skittles]

14. people like Ms. Malkin and Ms. Coulter are a DISGRACE

HEY MICHELLE - ask yourself this - if a DEMOCRAT had done everything BUSH has done, WOULD YOU STILL BE SALIVATING OVER HIM? NO YOU WOULDN'T......SO THAT MAKES YOU A HYPOCRITICAL BUSH WHORE TO BOOT.

P.S. YOU COULD NOT PAY ME TO GET NEAR THE CESSPOOL THAT IS MS. MALKIN'S WEB SITE

[Human Torch]

17. I go to her site once every two months, tops.

...and the only reason I do it is to see if she's changed her tune. The answer to that question is usually "no."

Whatever human beings lack in talent, they will make up for in attitude.

Just like the human body is 99% water and 1% chemicals, Michelle Malkin is 1% "talent" and 99% media whore. She'll say whatever she needs to say in order to provoke a reaction. She wants to be Ann Coulter, but she CAN'T...because Coulter got there first.

Part of me wants to feel sorry for Michelle. Then I read her CRAP, and read about her asshole HUSBAND, and decide that Karma is giving her exactly what she deserves...a permanent place in history as an ANN COULTER WANNABE.

How sad is THAT?

Hey, Michelle...if you're reading this, and I know you ARE...you're a LOSER. Big "L" on your forehead, sweetheart...BIG effing L.

:patriot:

[Skittles]

22. Ann and Michelle are both very ugly people

ugly to the core

[maxrandb]

25. Malkin is an "Anchor Baby"

Born in the US of foreign parents. Watch how fast she calls for an end to birthright citizenship. She's a self-loathing skank without a gag reflex (if you know what I mean)

[xxqqqzme]

7. well she's got that hair in the eyes

coulter thing going. Does michelle constantly play with it & toss her head 2 keep it back?

[Scairp]

9. Self-hating media ho

I think she despises her Asian heritage, and does all she can to convince herself and everyone else that she is really a WASP. She is actually a vicious, thoughtless, self-promoting know-nothing narcissist, sorely lacking in compassion and humanity, who will most likely die trying to be something she is not. If she wasn't such an ignorant slut, as the late great Gilda Radner put it so succinctly, I would probably feel sorry for her. She isn't worthy of anyone's pity.

[Human Torch]

12. I honestly believe she experiences self-loathing. TEXTBOOK case.

I've probably read more psychology texts than most psych majors...but Michelle seems to hate herself on so many levels. She's a pitiful human being, always seeking attention and frequently at the expense of people who are just trying to be happy in life. She lacks joy...but when you only project hate, what can you expect?

She's a mess. The only thing worse than Michelle Malkin is her husband, Jesse.

He's a coward and one violent little prick. Hey, Jesse. If you read DU like your wife does, go fuck yourself. If you don't, Michelle...would you please tell your violent little scrawny arrogant smirking dickless husband to go fuck himself? Thank you in advance, darling. By the way...how LOW would his self esteem need to be in order marry YOU? Just askin'....

Rumor has it he ghost-writes many of Michelle's "columns." I personally believe they are written by a monkey who is rewarded with many bananas.

[theliberalavenger]

23. On Michelle and Jesse's Ghost Writing

Here's the infamous expose of Michelle and Jesse's Ghost Writing:

http://www.liberalavenger.com/2005/04/ghost-blogging.html

Conservative pride!

[TheCowsCameHome]

13. Those two beasts ought to do a porn flick - the GOP'ers would love it

Two of their sweetest rolling in the hay. Mmmmm, can't you see the RW audience drooling now.............

[LittleClarkie]

15. Goofy picture of her. But not evil enough. Here, let me help.

For anyone who thinks she's kinda pretty despite her politics, here you go:

[Human Torch]

18. That's the classic...the "Dorian Gray" moment.

Michelle will AGE, but THAT PHOTO will remain young...a window to the soul, a true depiction of Michelle Maglalang.

[Jed Dilligan]

16. Roget's thesaurus sez:

defilement, contamination; defoedation; soilure, soiliness; abomination; leaven; taint, tainture; fetor . decay; putrescence, putrefaction; corruption; mold, must, mildew, dry rot, mucor, rubigo.

slovenry; slovenliness, squalor.

dowdy, drab, slut, MALKIN, slattern, sloven, slammerkin, slammock, slummock, scrub, draggle-tail, mudlark, dustman, sweep; beast.

dirt, filth, soil, slop; dust, cobweb, flue; smoke, soot, smudge, smut, grit, grime, raff; sossle, sozzle.

http://thesaurus.reference.com/roget/V/653.html

emphasis added by Jed Dilligan.

[Generic Brad]

19. If O'Riley is the voice of reason...

that says a lot about Michelle Malkin.

[zulchzulu]

20. How can such a pretty woman be so damn ugly inside...

Actually she's...nevermind. I just realized I wasted 12 seconds on this wench...

[Douglas Carpenter]

21. imagine if the media regularly had left-wingers as far out as Malkin or

Coulter. It would be unthinkable.

The Republican Party never seems to worry that much about its extremist no matter how outrageous.

Does anyone in their right mind believe that the Republican Party gained power because their proponents are centrist and mainstream?

[Mz Pip]

24. Coulter v. Malkin

There's a Steel Cage Death match worth watching. Who to root for though? That's a toughie.

Mz Pip
:dem:

[Mad_Dem_X]

26. Attention Michelle:

You and Coulter are two of a kind; you are both hateful harpies and souless ass-kissers. Your ancestors are undoubtedly spinning in their graves.

[Javaman]

27. That caulter wanna-be. always behind the hate curve. nt