The Zarqawi Story: Bush Kills Bush's Monster

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The condensed version of Zarqawi...

Zarqawi is a nobody. He feels sullen and slighted all the time because he continually has to reintroduce himself to other terrorists who forget his name immediately afterward and wipe their hands on their pants legs.

Then Bush and his fellow Unaccountables fool most, drag some, and order a few Americans into invading Iraq. Zarqawi, until the invasion famous only for his smell, seizes the day. He innovates in eeewwww.

At last Bush remote control kills the monster he created. Fox News reports. Anyone who senses Pyhrric Victory, let alone the neon yellow highlighting of Bush ineptness, is Benedict Arnold and Debbie Downer.

No one checks but most assume that the people killed by Bush's Monster remain among the dead. Zarqawi's followers divvy up his stuff and move Wednesday morning's suicide bombing planning session to Wednesday afternoon.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abu_Musab_al-Zarqawi