How to know when ROVE has been indicted

[Stinky The Clown]

When you either try to log onto DU or try to refresh and your browswer stalls ...... that's how you'll know.

This circumstance will follow closely on the heels of an **offical** announcement from a government **official** on behalf of the **official** office of the **official** special prosecutor.

Until then ..... buy a coloring book and try to stay within the lines.

[CottonBear]

1. Level 5 here we come!

:evilgrin:

[SharonRB]

17. Only 5?

Come on, it should be at least a 7.

[OldLeftieLawyer]

2. "when"?

Try "if".

There's nothing to indicate anywhere that anyone is facing indictment.

No one knows anything.

I wonder what happens if nothing happens. Do people implode right away?

Or will it take "24 business hours"?

[Stinky The Clown]

5. No

It will take 2 coloring books ...... one to kill the time while waiting ..... one to make you forget you were so silly to keep hitting 'refresh'.

[OldLeftieLawyer]

14. Oh

So chewing up all the Crayolas was probably a bad idea.

[Stinky The Clown]

15. Probably

I like the way you've decorated your post.

Very colorful.

All the points at a jaunty angle.

[JackORoses]

21. wow

OldRightie,

Do you ever get tired of spouting the same rhetoric?

I wonder what would happen if you stopped. Would you explode right away?

Until then, I guess I'll see you on every Rove-related thread saying the same things over and over.

You say "No one knows anything."

If you don't know anything, then why do you have so much to say?

[DancingBear]

23. Do you know what "no one knows anything" means?

Didn't think so.

And no, I'm not going to tell you, but if you had been paying attention you'd know.

BTW, what DOES happen if Rove doesn't get indited?

You see, I think he will, but I'm pragamtic enough to consider all the options.

I 'll also wait for Fitzgerald to announce it if it happens, because his people seem to be very "unwilling" to divulge anything to anyone prior to the actual event taking place, hence, well...

[Stinky The Clown]

26. Think about it

She's absolutely right.

No one knows anything.

Even Rove's lawyer. He can speculate. But about indictment yes or indictment no ...... he *knows* ........ nothing.

And newz skoops ...... same thing.

Nada.

No get ye off to CVS before the only Crayolas left are those lame-assed 8-packs with no flesh color.

[DoYouEverWonder]

27. It does get old

n/t

[Stinky The Clown]

29. Awwww

I feel bad.

[yodermon]

30. are you kidding?

Leftie is in her element here.
She drives me farking crazy and I love every minute of it ;)

Rove HAS been indicted, dammit! I, yodermon, declare it to be so!
Prove me wrong!

thank you.

[goclark]

3. Can you ask some newspaper web sites for an alert? nt

[Stinky The Clown]

20. I guess you can

But I think you still have to spring for the coloring book yourself.

Although I'm not really sure.

About the coloring book, I mean.

[Che_Nuevara]

4. Who's going to make us stay inside the lines?

You?



Fascist.

:P

[Stinky The Clown]

7. I'm not a facist

I'm a mean, curmudgeonly clown who enjoys scaring hamsters and small children.

I only **look** like a facist.

[Che_Nuevara]

10. Oh.

Well clowns are okay.

[Clark2008]

39. A curmudgeonly clown who likes to cook, apparently.

:hi:

[corkhead]

6. I thought it was when the fat lady sings

[Stinky The Clown]

8. ALERT

that's fatism

[babylonsister]

34. Ahem - -

:rofl:

[JuniperLea]

9. Within the lines!?!?!?!

What kind of commie, lock-step, Reich Wing Nut Job BushCo speak is that? Coloring book? What the hell kind of racist comments are you suggesting we subscribe to?



heh



Just keeping in **official** practice:)

[Stinky The Clown]

11. Damn Right!

Between the lines, fool.

Your Great Clown Leader Commands.

[OnceUponTimeOnTheNet]

12. I'm just reading the updates on Fitzgeralds site from 5/12

Interesting stuff. The May 12 press releases of proceedings.

http://www.usdoj.gov/usao/iln/osc/legal_proceedings.html

[Stinky The Clown]

13. I betcha ......

...... if whatizname is indicted ....... the teevee guys will have the story even before that site. Or the guys down to the barber shop. Mmmmm ... nah ... maybe the teevee's best. Unless they have a teevee inna barber shop .....

But really ... I'll betcha ..... lemme have your Paypal address.

[OnceUponTimeOnTheNet]

16. LOL, No, you can not have my paypal!

But this is new info I've not seen the media talk about yet. Check it out. I don't understand all of it, half way thru.
http://www.usdoj.gov/usao/iln/osc/legal_proceedings.html

[OnceUponTimeOnTheNet]

18. No mention of rove there. Just the Scooter Cheney stuff

from what I can tell.

[wakeme2008]

19. The Smoking Gun will have his smiling face

:)

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/

[Stinky The Clown]

22. Hopefully, it'll be like a chalk outline

So we can color it in ... with colored chalk, of course.

Of course.

:)

[DancingBear]

25. Well, at least you're lightening up a bit

First it was only crayons, and now it looks as if colored chalk has entered the mix.

Are oil-based acrylics OK, provided one uses great care? :)

[Stinky The Clown]

28. I gotta think about that

Dontcha hafta to make your own lines to use those? I seem to remember somethng about charcoal sticks.

And then there's the whole canvas/board thing to deal with.

Nah ... stick to the crayons and commercial printed in China WalMart crap coloring books. But no Disney. Michael Eisner's the devil ..... or chalk. Chalk is good. You can do it on the street and the rain will wash it away.

Hey! Watch out for that car!

Damn ... that was close.

You okay?

[uppityperson]

24. Thank you for posting todays sanity post.

[Stinky The Clown]

36. It was my pleasure

[gasperc]

31. who thinks the stock market may have something to do with an indictment

let's face it Rove's indictment would be like Bush getting a frontal lombotomy

[gordianot]

33. They are blaming it on interest rates? Rove rage is also possible.

[Stinky The Clown]

35. Rove Rage .... here, lemme calm you down .....

Walk with me. There's a nice street I like to take. Leopold Lane. Its only a block away. Well talk ....... and we'll get the truth out. I share the pain. I have this odd feeling in the pitt of my stomach.

[gordianot]

42. Sounds like Rove Rage to me. I plan to post the symptoms.

[Stinky The Clown]

37. Here's a tip my guy gave me

New York Dog Poop

EXCH: NYSE
SYMB: NYDP
PE: 47
LstCls: 12-5/8

Trend comments: A real stinker now, this puppy's bound to ripen.

[gordianot]

32. A couple minutes ago DU was real slow coming up.

I figured it was a big event. Any one care to guess how many threads there will be when/if it happens. Or more if it does happen than if it does not?

[Stinky The Clown]

40. That was just a test. Didn't you see the test pattern?

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[troubleinwinter]

38. I pulled out a few cookbooks and stacked em on the coffee table.

[Stinky The Clown]

41. Coloring books. Not cookbooks .......

But if you wanna cater the party ..... :)

[LibertyorDeath]

43. log onto DU you mean DUers log off

My addiction is strong stay logged on 24\7