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Bush_Eats_Beef Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-24-06 08:19 PM
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Poll question: Diagnosis Bill Frist would MOST LIKELY give after watching video of Bush

Sorry, polls are turned off at Level 3.

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Catch22Dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-24-06 08:20 PM
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1. Other -
He'd sing *'s praises!
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Roland99 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-24-06 08:24 PM
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5. Bingo
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madrchsod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-24-06 08:22 PM
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2. "boy`s gone crazy...just one step over the line"
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saltpoint Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-24-06 08:23 PM
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3. Frist would conclude, that unlike his take on Terri Schiavo, this
Edited on Mon Apr-24-06 08:23 PM by Old Crusoe
patient really IS braindead.

It would be the one time Bill Frist was right about anything.
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tridim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-24-06 08:24 PM
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4. Other.. He's a good Christian man
Diagnosis: Not the Antichrist, contrary to all the evidence of pure evil.
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ArbustoBuster Donating Member (956 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-24-06 08:33 PM
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6. If the diagnosis is 'not Antichrist'...
...then 'this patient is the Antichrist' must be a medically acceptable diagnosis. In that case, we can eventually create a test that looks for evidence that a patient is the Antichrist (perhaps by looking for Satan's DNA in the patient's genetic makeup). And finally we can create a pharmaceutical that will treat the symptoms of the disease, which we will name 'antichristosis.'

Given time, there will be advertisements all over the TV. 'Do you think you're the Antichrist? Take new Gospelex!'
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tridim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-24-06 09:04 PM
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10. I just noticed the double negative.. Oops
Not Anti-Christ = Christ? That really wasn't my intent, although Frist may still believe Bush is the second coming. Apparently Joementum does.
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Breeze54 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-24-06 08:34 PM
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7. I voted all of the above but
on second thought, I think frist would say, "Problem? What problem?" :shrug:
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Infomaniac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-24-06 08:37 PM
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8. Nominated. You should write the polls for MSM.
Your effing brilliant at phrasing the responses!
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Bush_Eats_Beef Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-24-06 08:44 PM
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9. I'm just here to protect and serve...
:evilgrin:

:toast:
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