Diagnosis Bill Frist would MOST LIKELY give after watching video of Bush

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

Poll question: Diagnosis Bill Frist would MOST LIKELY give after watching video of Bush

Poll result (17 votes)
This boy is FUCKED. Insane in the membrane, ass puppet, FUCKED.	(0 votes, 0%)	Vote
He clearly recognizes shiny objects waved in front of him...that's a good sign.	(5 votes, 29%)	Vote
There's evidence in this tape that he hates his daddy and loves his mommy, in an Oedipal way.	(0 votes, 0%)	Vote
OK, who's the wiseguy who swapped out a copy of my Bush video for this Cheech & Chong flick?	(0 votes, 0%)	Vote
I can tell from watching this video that his claims of being born again are utter BULLSHIT.	(0 votes, 0%)	Vote
The patient seems to be in a world that only he understands...delusional, dangerous, accident waiting to happen.	(0 votes, 0%)	Vote
Off the record, he seems to be a complete asshole.	(0 votes, 0%)	Vote
Watching this tape, I understand why some animals eat their young.	(0 votes, 0%)	Vote
It is my professional opinion that he runs the country as well as he ran his oil businesses...into the fucking GROUND.	(0 votes, 0%)	Vote
ALL of the mother-effin' ABOVE, baby!	(12 votes, 71%)	Vote

[Catch22Dem]

1. Other -

He'd sing *'s praises!

[Roland99]

5. Bingo

[madrchsod]

2. "boy`s gone crazy...just one step over the line"

[saltpoint]

3. Frist would conclude, that unlike his take on Terri Schiavo, this

patient really IS braindead.

It would be the one time Bill Frist was right about anything.

[tridim]

4. Other.. He's a good Christian man

Diagnosis: Not the Antichrist, contrary to all the evidence of pure evil.

[ArbustoBuster]

6. If the diagnosis is 'not Antichrist'...

...then 'this patient is the Antichrist' must be a medically acceptable diagnosis. In that case, we can eventually create a test that looks for evidence that a patient is the Antichrist (perhaps by looking for Satan's DNA in the patient's genetic makeup). And finally we can create a pharmaceutical that will treat the symptoms of the disease, which we will name 'antichristosis.'

Given time, there will be advertisements all over the TV. 'Do you think you're the Antichrist? Take new Gospelex!'

[tridim]

10. I just noticed the double negative.. Oops

Not Anti-Christ = Christ? That really wasn't my intent, although Frist may still believe Bush is the second coming. Apparently Joementum does.

[Breeze54]

7. I voted all of the above but

on second thought, I think frist would say, "Problem? What problem?"

[Infomaniac]

8. Nominated. You should write the polls for MSM.

Your effing brilliant at phrasing the responses!

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

9. I'm just here to protect and serve...