George W. Bush: The Decider, The Central Scrutinizer, or General Asshat?

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

Poll question: George W. Bush: The Decider, The Central Scrutinizer, or General Asshat?

[librechik]

1. Commander Cuckoo Bananas

He's Cuckoo for Rummy Puffs!

[madame defarge]

2. Man, I miss Zappa...

He'd be having a fit right now if he were alive to see what a mess things are. On second thought, he's lucky he has been spared the agony...

This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER...it is my responsibility to enforce all the laws that haven't been passed yet. It is also my responsibility to alert each and every one of you to the potential consequences of various ordinary everyday activities you might be performing which could eventually lead to *The Death Penalty* (or affect your parents' credit rating). Our criminal institutions are full of little creeps like you who do wrong things...and many of them were driven to these crimes by a horrible force called MUSIC!
http://www.lyricsandsongs.com/song/290485.html

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

6. I hear ya...as much as I miss Frank...

...he wouldn't have enjoyed this "presidency" at all.

:patriot:

[Sparkly]

3. He had a remarkably unphotogenic day today, didn't he?

Even worse than usual...

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

8. Make sure you watch the video clip at Crooks & Liars:

http://www.crooksandliars.com/2006/04/18.html#a7958

...he breaks into that nervous laughter that always happens when he's challenged. When the reporter asks him about the generals calling for Rummy's resignation, watch how Junior responds.

Then remember he's got his finger on the button.

:scared:

[ShortnFiery]

4. Isn't there a way to replace this guy before 2008? I hope!

[mcscajun]

5. I know "Decider" is a word, but once again, Georgie sounds like

a kid on the playground using it.

He couldn't wrap his brain and vocal cords around "decision-maker" or "I make the decisions", eh?

I can hear two six-year-olds arguing in the sandlot now.

"I'm the decider!"
"Says you, I'm the real decider, I called it first!"
"Oh yeah? I called "decider" before you ever got here."
"Uhn-UH! I called "decider" before you were born."
"Oh yeah!? Well, you've got cooties."

[Stinky The Clown]

7. Ceasar Disgustus

Our Lord and Chimperor.