Your Guesses for the RNC's campaign on domestic issues

[Sparkly]

Social Issues Top GOP Pre-Election Agenda

By LAURIE KELLMAN, Associated Press Writer Sat Apr 15, 12:37 PM ET

WASHINGTON - Protection of marriage amendment? Check. Anti-flag burning legislation? Check. New abortion limits? Check.

Between now and the November elections, Republicans are penciling in plans to take action on social issues important to religious conservatives, the foundation of the GOP base, as they defend their congressional majority.

In a year where an unpopular war in Iraq has helped drive President Bush's approval ratings below 40 percent, core conservatives whose turnout in November is vital to the party want assurances that they are not being taken for granted.

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Okay, so last time they got out their vote by saying that if Kerry were elected, he'd outlaw bibles, let people marry box turtles, and let France rule our foreign policy...

So what could be on the agenda this time? What new evils would Democrats supposedly create if we win back a house of Congress (or two)?

Here are a few guesses to get you started:
- Democrats would outlaw Easter
- Democrats would make boyscouts sing around campfires of burning flags
- Democrats would make Spanish the national language and ban English in schools
- Democrats would encourage more women to get late-term abortions
- Democrats would grab your guns and sell them to Al Qaeda
- Democrats would require live gay sex demonstrations in school sex-ed classes
- Democrats would institute unisex bathrooms in public buildings, without doors on stalls
- Democrats would replace "under God" in the pledge with "under Satan"

Others??

[marmar]

1. Democrats will pass a new law...

that at least 10 percent of all marriages must be same-sex. (You know, quotas.)

[Dr.Phool]

2. Well, for starters

It's more complicated than that.

Boyscouts, with gay, atheist scoutmasters singing around campfires of burning flags and bibles, while performing satanic rituals on newborn babies.

[rzemanfl]

3. You forgot Bible confiscation! And Poland!!!! n/t

[Yoda Yada]

4. Anything that will divide the nation 50-50...

...then the Diebold machines will tweak the vote wherever needed. Oh, and don't forget their promise to amend the Constitution concerning their "chosen wedge issue".

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:Want a few laughs? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Ask any Republican what it takes to amend the Constitution? (The Bushies rely on the fact that their base thinks an amendment just needs a majority vote in the House and Senate and THEN... George will sign it!) It is not THAT simple. They USE it...because they know an amendment will NEVER happen.

The Bush regime relies too heavily on the stupidity of their base. :boring: :boring: :boring: Unfortunately, it works.