For Women Only - How to Stop Making Decisions Now!

[ElsewheresDaughter]

I don't know if these are his real numbers, I sure hope so.



http://www.minimumsecurity.net /

[NewWaveChick1981]

1. Well, 605 is the South Dakota area code...

...so it's probably the asshole's phone number too. That comic strip is priceless! It would be truly hysterical if it weren't true, though.

[SteppingRazor]

2. I can ask if these are the real numbers:

The wonderful lady that does this comic strip sits about two cubicles away from me at work :)

[ElsewheresDaughter]

5. ask ask

i called the home one and i got a message..."this is peggy and bill 341-2370 - the mail box is full please hang up"


damn damn damn how will i know which brand tampons to purchase today Tampax or Playtex...that bastid better empty his box and pick up!

[SteppingRazor]

7. Yeah, they're real --

And Stephanie says "hi," and asked me to namecheck her site: http://www.minimumsecurity.net/

Also, check her interview out on an upcoming episode of RFK Jr.'s "Ring of Fire" show on Air America.


Oh, and buy her book :)

[ElsewheresDaughter]

8. thank the brillant lady stephanie for us all!

and i'm off to check her site

LOVE IT!

[eridani]

22. See post #19

That would be Peggy and Bill Napoli. The cartoon is great, but Stephanie shouldn't have just picked random numbers from area code 605. Would anyone who called them please drop them a written note to apologize? Their address is in the Reverse Directory. Have you ever had a phone number that was one digit off from a take-out food joint? Not fun.

[Patiod]

9. Thanks for this! K&R'd this onto the Greatest Page

Tell her we love it!

[CBGLuthier]

3. They are real

Just googled the numbers and, yep. It's his numbers alright.

[eridani]

19. Governor's office contact number is different

Office of the Governor
500 E. Capitol Ave.
Pierre, SD 57501
605.773.3212

http://www.state.sd.us/governor/Main/forms/RequestForm.asp

You should not call this number and ask him whether you should use pads or tampons, though. That would be bad, so don't do it.

[eridani]

20. Reverse directory sez not

http://www.reversephonedirectory.com/whitepages/phone/index.html?number=605.341.2370

http://www.reversephonedirectory.com/whitepages/phone/index.html?number=605.348.7373

[Richard D]

4. Brilliant!!!!!! (nt)

[crispini]

6. Bwahahahahahah!

K&R!

[Lerkfish]

10. great strip! my kudos to stephanie.

[cssmall]

11. I say we call'em and just keep doing it.

[ElsewheresDaughter]

12. i'm in

[Karenina]

16. What a great campaign!

"Napoli knows best!" Clog his phone lines, fax, email, voicemail, letter box with requests from women "unable" to make their own decisions on what brand of feminine products to use, whether the green beans should be blanched or steamed, how to get shit stains out of nappies; no matter how big or small the problem may be... ASK BILL!

[eridani]

23. Yes, but use the right numbers

Don't bug people who are not Governor Rounds.

[LilyLibber]

13. Brilliant!

Love this - it's awesome! :applause: But, like New Wave Chick said, better if it weren't true...let's keep those phone lines ringing!

[laheina]

14. Hi LilyLibber !!

Welcome to DU :hi:

[wicket]

15. This is awesome!!!!

:rofl: :rofl:

[eridani]

17. Not that anybody is advocating calling the poor man over and over-

--or anything like that. Why, that would be wrong! So don't do it. And don't post his work or home address so people can write in for advice either. That would be really juvenile.

[Lisa]

18. and to even contemplate asking whether I should have fries or onion rings

... or teriyaki vs. hot 'n' spicy chicken wings tonight -- I mean, that would be so inconsiderate! Even though, as a typical wishy-washy female, it would be SUCH a wonderful thing to turn the decision-making over to someone else!

Oooh, should I have a chocolate or strawberry shake?

[AtomicKitten]

21. thans for the info.

I'll be sure to confer with Bill on all those pesky day-to-day decisions.

[sendero]

24. Beautiful...

... love it :)

[Tsiyu]

25. This cartoonist is a gem

and this idea is brilliant, even though, of course, I would never dream of calling Bill ( can I call him Bill or should I say "Senator?") and asking him whether the vinegar douche or no douche is best.

And what kind of pantyhose does he advise using? Does he agree with Oprah's guest there about wearing a bra a bit smaller in chest size but larger in cup size? Shaved or bare?

I mean, if this guy is really more knowledgeable than I am about my female body, he should know all sorts of stuff!

Thanks, Stephanie! :yourock:

[eridani]

26. Just be sure to call the governor's number

--and not the random citizens' numbers that were in the cartoon.

[SeaBob]

27. Decisions

That is tooooooo Gooood. Ilove it