His Royal Chimpness can't even protect the WHITE HOUSE

[Jeffersons Ghost]

Turn on CNN to watch a bomb-checking robot investigate a spooky package left at the West Gate of the White House.

[MADem]

1. He's not even there--he's enroute to do some speechifying and

answer "tough" questions from an "unscreened" audience!!!

[Jeffersons Ghost]

2. Perhaps the presidential fear-monger ordered the "package"

and then left to keep us from saying he personally put it there... They're not even setting up a perimeter to protect passers-by.

[MADem]

5. At first I thought he left the sack with his coloring books and crayons

behind when he boarded Marine1 to go to his little WVA playdate...but alas, it was just a local loony who tossed something on the lawn.

[Jeffersons Ghost]

6. he'd never leave things truly important to him behind

[Clark2008]

13. LOL!!

Those are Saddam and bin Ladin dolls... erm... action figures...

:rofl:

It's the little things that make a good Photoshop!

[Jeffersons Ghost]

16. you should see his really expensive toys

On second thought, EVERYONE should see his pricey toys, WE PAID FOR THEM!"

[Rose Siding]

3. The audience will be primarily Chamber of Commerce members

and "invited" military families. Those friendlies are as close to unscreened as he'll ever venture.

"Chamber members and invited military families had first crack at the tickets, and he expected the small number remaining at the Chamber office to be gone by the end of the day."

http://www.news-register.net/news/articles.asp?articleID=3776

[Jeffersons Ghost]

7. if he wants to answer questions, he should post a thread at DU

I've got a couple of questions for him.

[MADem]

4. Some kook threw something over the fence!!!

Good grief....a loony tune keeps all the cable news outlets busy for an hour or more!!! That's way more than his allotted fifteen minutes of fame!

[Jeffersons Ghost]

8. I'd like to read the message that fool left

but propaganda rules America

[tocqueville]

9. FOX NEWS JUST SAID... package contains accountability

by: fetal_piq_juice (M/Handcuffed to a fence in Mis) 03/22/06 11:30 am
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As a result, White House has been evacuated. Both Bush and Cheney have been removed to an undisclosed location.

(seen on yahoo)

[Jeffersons Ghost]

10. no way!

the FOX-hole wouldn't say that but it's funny as hell! good one tocqueville!

[ronnykmarshall]

11. Uh oh!!

Someone pulled the flaming box of dog poop stunt.

[Jeffersons Ghost]

12. yeah but bushie should have checked the box before stomping on it ronny

Sources quote him saying, "OOPS! Well, at least I've made america safe from terrorists puppies."

[Clark2008]

14. Did Mrs. Beasley and Barney have sex out of wedlock?

Oh, dear Lord in Heaven! The sinfulness of it!!! At least Mrs. Beasley didn't have an abortion.

:crazy:

[Jeffersons Ghost]

15. YES SHE DID HAVE AN ABORTION

His bitch had a BUSH POST BIRTH ABORTION! Post-birth abortions are primarily given in Iraq but the Party of His Royal Chimpness has made it stylish to administer post-birth abortions on a planetary scale, with all their secret camps.

We should all tell our senators to...

ABORT BUSH!

[bush_is_wacko]

17. It is MRS. Beasley, so I believe Mrs. Beasley had an AFFAIR

with Barney. :evilgrin:

[Jeffersons Ghost]

18. Bush announces "I never had sex with that bitch!"