White House photo: "Hey, THANKS! This is GREAT!!! Got any PAPERS?"

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

President George W. Bush is presented a bowl of shamrocks by Prime Minister Bertie Ahern of Ireland, during a ceremony Friday, St. Patrick's Day 2006, in the Roosevelt Room of the White House. White House photo by Kimberlee Hewitt

[katty]

1. LOL - fire it up, Bertie!

[Catherine Vincent]

2. Is that a chia pet?

[CrazyOrangeCat]

6. Yes, a chia elephant, to be exact . . .

. . . but the bastard Chimp knocked its trunk and legs off in his usual morning hangover spasmo-fit.

(It couldn't be GRASS . . . if he smoked grass he'd be forced to confront his conscience.)

:smoke:

[Fridays Child]

3. Looks good! Can I get some Italian dressing, on the side?

[Wilms]

4. They really packed that bowl. n/t

[NanceGreggs]

5. Actual story:

"Disaster was averted earlier this morning when President G.B. Bush's brains fell out of his head. Prime Minister Bertie Ahern of Ireland managed to catch the mushy matter before it hit the floor.

Surgery to re-insert the president's 'brains' is scheduled for later this month. In the meantime, no one is expected to notice the difference."

[CrazyOrangeCat]

7. !!!

:spray:

[ellie]

8. Shrubby looks close

to hysterics in that photo.

[Kikosexy2]

9. Hehehehe...

Just what I needed a bowl...Laura where's the rolling paper? We're lighting up for Operation Swarmer....nothing like good Irish shit...

[skids]

10. Ahem...

What? No, no I was just clearing my throat.

[DinahMoeHum]

11. Hope there's poison ivy hidden in that bowl.

Gawd, George looks like an imbecile with that damn smirk!

:rofl: