omigawd! Chertoff on CNN "we've connected dots on terrorism and now

[NVMojo]

we've connected dots on gangs". GIVE ME A FREAKING BREAK! Connecting dots, my ass!!

[tanyev]

1. I thought Laura had singlehandedly solved the gang problem.

[NVMojo]

7. apparently not, the M13 or whatever has been killing, cutting off

hands, etc. in rural town says the yapping heads. Suddenly we have a major crisis with Mexican gangs! Wooo-hooo!

Of course, I do recall a big article on these gang asshats in Newsweek a few months ago and they sound deranged. But suddenly Bush gives a shit.

[hatrack]

2. Dumber than a bag of hammers

How you can do that and be condescending at the same time - that's the part I don't get.

[meegbear]

3. Great! Rampant gang violence here we come

[DS1]

4. Chertoff rented "Colors" last night, now he's got it all figured out

[Bozita]

5. Before playing Connect-the-Dots, Chertoff needs to finish his ...

... coloring book.

[Minnesota Libra]

6. It's obvious they are searching and searching hard for........

.....something to take people's minds off the ports issue and drastic slump in approval numbers. If it wasn't this it would be something else.

[NVMojo]

10. yep, they don't have a missing white chick thing to focus on or Gloved One

[skypilot]

8. connecting the dots on terrorism and gangs.

Yeah, sure. They'll throw a few Crips in Gitmo and renditon a few Bloods and think we're all reassured.

[sutz12]

9. al Qaeda is a gang nt

[BootinUp]

11. WTF?

This must be a lead in to a new faith based initiative. See here:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...

[Webster Green]

12. They're turning their attention to domestic terrorists (here we go!)

The long list will no doubt include:

Drug dealers and drug "kingpins" (pot-heads and growers) - penalty: death

Subversives and terrorist appeasers (DUers and activists) - penalty: death

Sodomites (gays) - penalty: death

Evildoers (dems) - penalty: confinement in re-education camps for the duration of the "long war"

[donkeyotay]

15. You forgot the wombs of South Dakota - penalty; death nt

[CrazyOrangeCat]

13. Chertoff couldn't find his ass in the dark . . . n/t

[Kailassa]

14. Of course he could.

He'd just have to look under the mess of bottles and white powder on the president's bed.

[CrazyOrangeCat]

19. Now there's an image . . .

[RazzleDazzle]

16. How convenient we'll have all these new detention centers

This is very, very ominous.

[havocmom]

17. The Gang in the malAdmistration is the terrorist threat to the world!

there's a lot of dots to connect, but hey, show I'm wrong

So if he is saying this today, what will the late afternoon news dump be? That DHS will be cleaning up the cities of America of all those gangs of liberals?

[HuffleClaw]

18. they've gone from 'my pet goat' to 'connect the dots' ?

hey, i'm impressed, maybe they'll move up to joined-up writing next?