I've gotten ten thousand pieces of shit mail from Rethuglicans wanting me

[Ilsa]

to vote for them in their primary here in Texas on Tuesday. When they come to the door, I tell them I'm voting in the Democratic Primary and they look at me like I have bird flu (I'm in south Texas) and it might be catching.

Anyway, I've gotten more mail from Glenn Hegar, shithead for Texas senate, than anyone else. I've made it a policy to use his glossy-faced-fliers with his cutie-pie wife and infant daughter as seat cushions and firestarters.

What are you using Rethuglican mail propaganda for?

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

1. Compost

or the makings for papercrete. But don't get mad about the mailings-look at it this way, they wasted their money sending stuff to you.

[Ilsa]

5. I actually thought of asking them to send me a bunch of expensive

mailings to distribute in my neighborhood, but I didn't want them to catch on and turn me in to the IRS for a harassment audit.

[bbinacan]

2. I'm lucky,

I don't get any of their stuff.

[The Backlash Cometh]

3. I think they're on to me. I hardly get anything.

[catmother]

4. i don't get any repub mail and my husband is a moderate repub

but he gets mail from the dems. and if a repub were to come to my door i would remind them that they are on a private road and they are trespassing.:puke:

[boobooday]

6. Careful about burning it . . . probably toxic

Actually, it is probably toxic without burning it.

I have a cockatiel who poops on Hostettler and Mike Sodrel propaganda. He has recommended it to kitty for her litter box . . .

[FloridaPat]

13. So you're the one that stole my cat!

[boobooday]

15. Yep, I'm the cat burgler

LOL

[benddem]

7. if they have a return envelope

fill it up with junk and send it back. A caller on Ed Schultz today suggested putting 2 pennies in and telling them that you are giving them your 2 cents.

[DinahMoeHum]

8. Why waste good pennies? Use Monopoly Money.

:evilgrin:

[FloridaPat]

14. Put it around a brick. We've all paid too much to the repubs through

taxes already.

[tanyev]

9. I stick "Impeach" fliers and editorials in the pre-paid envelopes

and send them back.

[blue cat]

10. Send back any envelopes

empty so that they will have to pay for the postage.

[Xeric]

11. Me too, here in Illinois

My favorite is from the idiot fundie right winger running for congress in the 8th. Salvi (R-nut)
One flyer I got today is all about how those terrible DC politicians are spending like it's no tomorrow. And she wll go there and stop it. Sure she will. Like all Repubs it's all lies and hypocrisy. Gee, which party has racked up the biggest deficit in history and looted the treasury? The bimbo will go to congress and, like all Repubs, vote in lockstep for more taxcuts for the rich and more profits for Halliburton. Unfortunately our congresslady is Melissa Bean, a Supposed Dem who has voted with the Repubs over and over again (CAFTA, the schiavo mess, the bankruptcy bill, the flag amendment) so it's not really much choice here.

I paste them on the refrigerator to help with my diet. Makes you lose your appetite real fast.

[roguevalley]

12. I write return to sender and put it in the mail. they have

to pay postage back,.

[radfringe]

16. I was using it

to get the fire going in my wood stove...

but now I think I'll use it as packing material when I mail them a mango

[OhioBlue]

17. I don't get much - sometimes I just toss it

if it's a good piece, (layout, artwork, etc.) sometimes I hold on to it only as a curiosity type of thing - I'll probably purge my box of "clippings" and political stuff, but sometimes I think - won't it be funny to look back in 20 years and see the things they were campaigning on....

[crispini]

18. Well, to be fair,

a lot of people here in Texas do cross over if they don't have a lot of choice on the D side and I don't see anything wrong with that.

But good for you for voting in the D primary! I hope you are planning to attend your precinct convention afterwards too!