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and arrange a shell company or other third-party "independent" entity that goes through Wall Street and buys Diebold and ES&S in either a friendly takeover or a hostile one. I would make it a top priority to make sure those companies were in safe and sympathetic hands (read: NO republi-CONS!).
THEN: I'd declare the DLC PERMANENTLY Out Of Business. Along with their Vichy appeaser thinking. I'd send all the let's-make-nice people into retirement with a nice fruit basket and change the locks after they're gone, posting a large "No Neville Chamberlains Allowed" and "Collaborators Not Welcome" sign on the front door.
I'd hire George Lakoff to run a new communications arm of the DNC, and then strategize a whole new round-the-clock, year-round public relations offensive to keep the heat on the bad guys - while calling them exactly what they are: BAD GUYS. I'd launch an aggressive campaign, a la newt gingrich, with a book of phrases and code words that were negative to describe all things republi-CON and conservative, and positive to describe all things liberal and progressive and Democratic. I would require that this list be memorized, and updated frequently. I'd initiate a rapid-response team to answer back ANYTHING and ANYONE in the media who makes adverse statements. I'd deploy strike force teams to EVERY major media outlet, including moles I'd assign to get hired in and then keep us posted about guest/panel lineups - so we could respond and FORCE our way onto these things - to get our message out there. NO MORE of these damned talking head shows where you have four people at teh table, two of them conservative writers/think-tankers, one a republi-CON elected official, and then maybe the flaccid Donna "Yawn" Brazile holding up the lone liberal slot! I would further educate EVERYBODY in my organization who might make a media appearance on how to interrupt and outshout whichever opponent they're placed against - AND instructions on flat-out CALLING THEM ON THEIR RUDENESS. Because that's what it IS - RUDENESS.
I'd empower people like John Conyers to have a parallel investigation, and parallel hearings, into articles of IMPEACHMENT, FULL investigations of the Valerie Plame fiasco, the 9/11 cover-up, the voting fraud, the NSA domestic spying scandal, and every other shitstorm these assholes have stirred up.
AND, I'd be on the money people constantly to buy up some big television network. Buy it up. Take it over. Any of 'em. Don't care which. I'd rather appropriate one that's already viable than try to build another one from scratch - which would take too long and be too expensive in the long run. One of those major media outlets MUST BELONG FIRMLY TO US, every bit as much as Pox "news" belongs to the GOP. In fact, if I had enough money, I'd start working directly on the Rupert Murdoch empire - to take it apart, piece by piece. I've always had this dream - albeit an impossible one - to do well enough myself (yeah, I WISH) so that I could buy controlling interest in News Corp. Once I became the majority stockholder, I'd force ol' Rupert into retirement, and little by little, viewers and readers would start noticing changes in Pox "news" and the "New York Post" and other such entities... suddenly they just wouldn't be so stridently conservative anymore, and you just wouldn't be seeing people like ann coulter and bill kristol and bill bennett and all those "nice" folks on the air all the time anymore. And I'd buy out the contracts of people like the-guy-whose-name-rhymes-with-VANITY, o'reilly, neil cavuto, that HIDEOUS e.d. hill in the morning, and others who are preaching an anti-liberal/Democratic message and then let them sit on the beach for a few years. See, perhaps we could negotiate a new, binding, non-compete contract for each of these lovely people, and pay them nicely, and then lay them off straight away so they're stuck. The no-compete clause means they couldn't work anywhere else for quite some time, so their ability to infect the national psyche would be stunted at least for awhile. They'd still be paid. VERY nicely. They'd have plenty to live on while they're all on "hiatus," but their voices would be cut off for awhile - long enough for us to gain back more ground. In other words, YES. I'D FIGHT DIRTY. AND RUTHLESSLY. One of the first things you do in wartime is go after your enemy's lines of communication. The sooner you render them blind, or deaf, or mute, (or a combination of these) the closer you are to eliminating them as a problem. Another tasty prospective target - ClearChannel Communications. Maybe an ADDITIONAL tasty prospective target, I should say, 'cause I'd like to see this takeover occur on radio as well as on television/cable.
I'd also empower and fundraise for a multitude of liberal think-tanks to generate experts, white papers, research and polling entities to form a strong infrastructure on which to built liberal supremacy for the next several decades. No more of this bottom-of-the-barrel pickings from the Brookings Institution, and people like the pathetic Michael O'Hanlon who believes it's more important to just agree with one's opponents all the time rather than making an independent stand or calling those opponents on their bullshit, because heaven forbid we portray ourselves as combative and unwilling to play along... :grr: NONE OF THAT. NO MORE. It's "FIGHTIN' DEMS" FROM HERE ON OUT. How will our potential converts ever have confidence in knowing where we stand, if we don't stand for anything??? I'd make sure our mantra was along the lines of "we're an OPPOSITION PARTY, and we're DAMNED PROUD OF IT. We believe in different things and we do things differently. And YOU have a CLEAR CHOICE here. There IS ANOTHER OPTION. There IS A DIFFERENT (okay, BETTER) WAY.
This is WAR, folks. If I were running the party, I'd treat it that way.
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