Photo: "Go to my happy place..Go to my happy place..Go to my happy place"

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan listens to questions during a briefing at the White House in Washington, February 14, 2006. McLellan was responding to questions about U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally wounding a companion with shotgun pellets on a weekend quail hunt in Texas. REUTERS/Jim Young

[Kerrytravelers]

1. "listens to questions"

Now, that's funny!

[hiley]

2. lol!

it is a great hobby watching scotty squirm.

[MADem]

3. You'd think the squirming would burn a few calories, but every time I

see that guy, he just seems more and more bloated, like if he keeps it up, he's gonna POP. Is he drinking himself to sleep, or does he have an Oreo addiction???

[gratuitous]

5. You'd think all his ducking and weaving would burn a calorie or two

But that double chin of his looks like it's about to split two for one. Now, who does he remind me of . . . ? Think, think.

[hiley]

7. he has definitely gained weight

lately, I think he had better start confessing to the truth or leave that job.

[fiveleafclover]

4. His happy place

is in the middle of a ham sandwich.

[Dunvegan]

8. Remember that thought: Because a Grand Jury can indite EVEN a ham sandwich

[Dogmudgeon]

6. I almost pity him.

Almost.

--p!
"I pity the fool ..."
(Laurence Tureaud, 1978)